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in honor of the music video https://t.co/QAmA1KlvXQ
Ryan looks over at Tyler, "I need him. He's saved my heavy dirty soul from sin."
Archangel Tyler sighs "Brendon is in hell with Josh."
Ryan smiles to himself, thinking about how Brendon farted last night. A perfect F sharp. Is there anything that gorgeous man can't do?
Ryan looks over at Tyler, "I need him. He's saved my heavy dirty soul from sin."
Archangel Tyler sighs "Brendon is in hell with Josh."
Well fuck me sideways.someone needs to restart my heart and pick my jaw up off the floor.This guy is HOT! I'd let him take me up the pooper
"So this is the new boyfriend?" Brendon says, angrily looking at his ex.
"Yes," says Ryan. "Brendon, this is Shrek," He continues
Ryan's never had anything so delicious before, probably because it came from Brendon.
Either way, this was the best nut he's ever tasted.
To his horror, Brendon forgot to douche before having sex with Ryan, and Brendon had eaten Taco Bell. Thank god Ryan didn't notice the smell
Ryan put the hat back on Bren the snowman's head but it was too late...Bren was melted into a puddle, his carrot dick the only thing left
Brendon held his penis (lolz O.o sry I added that!!!! xD~gah got2 turn up the ratin :P NC-17???) and licked it like a lollipop
"Come here," Ryan says to him, ass clenching with need
Ryan's dating a pussycat doll. As far as Brendon is concerned, that will always be funny.(Donโt-cha wish your girlfriend had a dick like B?)
This is short, I couldn't pin point one thing about it since the whole fic is awful. You just have to experience it https://t.co/FTaY8TLntP
I love you Brendon Boyd Urie I love you with all my heart. Or, well, 3/4ths of my heart the rest belongs to Goku
That voice it was like nothing Ryan has ever heard. Brendon continued singing and when the boy hit an F# Ryan came right there in his pants
"Ungh Ryan. Oh. Yes. Ughhhhhhhh. Ahh. Uh uh uh. Yeah- fuck, RYAN. AHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHHH UGH UNNNNF AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Wow how romantic
"I want you to suck the Spriteโข out of me." Ryan gasped at the confession.
"With this." Brendon finished, handing Ryan a Capri-Sun straw.
"Ryan be nimble, Ryan be quick," Pete was chanting loudly.
"Ryan knows how to suck a really small dick." He finishes, staring down Brendon.
Ryanโs hands are too tight in his hair, if Ryan gives him early-onset Male Pattern Baldness, swear to god, he will bite Ryanโs dick off
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