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I can’t complain but sometimes I still do.

[rei @badstreilly]

Our apt pool is so neglected I'm starting to hear aquatic wildlife at night.

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"I'm eating a carne asada burrito at midnight watching the Japanese play soccer against the Tunisians" - Me, & Action Bronson probably

[Sad Howell @Bay_Bone]

I used to pray for times like this @Canes

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Apple. Stop trying to make “On My Way!” happen. It’s not going to happen.

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I got drunk last night and donated a lot of money to Wikipedia. Like way more than they even ask for.

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"obviously I'm not a fan of the VOLUME you drink, but I admit it is impressive how many different kinds of drinks you can have in one night." - Dad

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Trash bag luggage is a tough look. Godspeed sir.

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Nothing stings like turning your work alarm back on after a vacation.

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My boss cancelled a meeting today because he couldn’t get home in time, because there was literally a killer on the loose in his neighborhood.

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“White people have varicose veins so you can see the evil in their blood.”

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There is a special circle in hell for people that submit requests on Friday afternoon and then follow up Monday morning.

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so it doesn't go to waste lol 🤪 .... Like bro what? Did I just get corporately bitched? What fucking holiday is tomorrow?

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So today my boss delegated a bunch of his "easy" work to the team, stating an effort to boost everyone's numbers on the next report. Surprise - it wasn't easy and I had to work late to finish. Then, after hours, he emails us to say he's using his floating holiday tomorrow just

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My mom sent me a photo of her at a rock concert in a casino… and I’m alone at home trying to dress up a couple hot dogs for dinner……. Am I a fucking loser????

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Welp. I guess I’ll be up as late as my upstairs neighbors’ karaoke party is going to go.

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Bojangles new AI drive thru has somehow made orders even less accurate.

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@ManSa_Mace Nobody is driving their lambo to pick up dirty potatoes and carrots. And nobody buying produce with EBT wants to do so next to the ferrari boys.

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Not sure I agree with hosting a luxury sports car show at the farmers market.

[𝐣𝐫𝐠 🌼⚾️ @jessakah_]

I keep seeing people ask how millennials are the only people who can see through the online bullsht. And I’ll tell you how. Bc we didn’t always have the internet but once we did, every single school paper needed 10 reliable website sources and none could be Wikipedia or a dot com

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Dude just got on the train wearing a full jogging outfit. Like I won’t tattle to his run club and get him kicked out