BUBBA

professional rant artist for the @basementsportsn

[BUBBA @badtakebubba]

THE MIAMI HEAT ARE BACK AHHHH

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Have you scored more points than the Dolphins this season?

Lol, the Dolphins? Yes:
30 NFL teams

No:
Patriots

[Splash Sports Gameday @splashgameday]

Jalen Hurts in primetime games

[Reason @the_real_reason]

Taking a “told you so” victory lap on a player who tears his ACL because he’s grabbed by the top of the facemask when he plants is trash behavior.

“I was hesitant to pay him”, sorry are you cutting the checks around here?

Absolute clown behavior. #PhinsUp

[Ghost of Adam Gase @GhostOfAdamGase]

Thanks.

[#1 FIN Fan 🐬 @EliteMarino]

26 years no playoff win
Most dead $ in NFL history
Superstar RB out for the season
0-3 start with the hardest schedule
Major flaws all over the roster

Who’s got it worse than me? #PhinsUp

[Splash Sports Gameday @splashgameday]

This Week in sports

Monday: Eagles vs Bears

Tuesday - Thursday: NHL Season Starts + MLB Wild Card Series

Thursday: Browns vs Steelers

Friday: Full NHL Slate

Saturday: Full CFB slate + MLB Divisional Series start

Sunday: Full NFL Slate

[Ghost of Adam Gase @GhostOfAdamGase]

In 2026, statistically (highest broken tackle / 1st contact %) there isn’t a single running back in the NFL that is more difficult to bring down one on one than Kenneth Walker.

JRod turns him into a tackling dummy in the A gap.

[10JROD @10JR0D]

The future

[DaddyDolphin @DaddyDylDolphin]

-Chris Bell looked solid
-Jacob Rodriguez is a monster
-Pass Rush came to life
-Proctor creating a touchdown

I’ll take it #phinsup

[Reason @the_real_reason]

Kayden Proctor and Jacob Rodriguez are going to be SPECIAL.

The rookies have been the biggest positive for this team through 3 weeks.

And Hafley got that defense to play HARD today. #PhinsUp

[BUBBA @badtakebubba]

@VBSofficial_ @TDSportsTalk What's Tua now?

[Joe Schad @schadjoe]

Miami Dolphins LB Jacob Rodriguez is the first NFL rookie to record at least five tackles, three tackles for loss and an interception in a single
game since Tampa Bay’s Lavonte David at Denver on Dec. 2, 2012.

[BUBBA @badtakebubba]

My new favorite player on the team tbh

[Gump Cathcart @bubbagumpino]

Leader. #PhinsUp

[Gump Cathcart @bubbagumpino]

Leader. #PhinsUp

[Nicky Smokes @nickysmokess]

I’ll sleep good tonight knowing it didn’t matter who the Dolphins went with at QB whether it was Tua, Herbert, or Watson we were fucked either way.

[Brendan Tobin @Brendan_Tobin]

Malik Willis is a funslinger
He’s not quite good enough yet to be a gunslinger, but we’re having fun baby

[BUBBA @badtakebubba]

@VBSofficial_ @BillfromBoynton Like you do with everything Tua, stop taking Dolphins bro, we've moved on. Why isn't Tua starting in Atlanta?

[Will Manso @WillManso]

Malik Willis has definitely shown some good over the first few weeks. But man, he’s also shown a lot of, no, no, no moments. Just have to see how the entire body of work of the season plays out.