marlin’s #3 fan

average bad team enjoyer

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

walking across the street with the timer running out in the heat of LA feels like being salted as a slug

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

2026 butter cow moooooo

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

hate that I’m politically aligned with my high school bully :|

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

Reposting on instagram? Aura deficit

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

mlb tv is trolling at this point #originalcontent #eventisabouttostart #morelivebaseball #mlbtv #livegames

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

wish I was a goat so i could graze gallagher square

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

enjoy being bewildered in the Costco robe

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

they should invent a basketball game without the squeaking

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

can these announcers shut up I’m trying to spread the news

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

going band for band on the touch tunes at local dive

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

whoevever brokered the mlb cable broadcast blackout bullshit is getting the guillotine

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

nothing butters my biscuit more than inadvertently celebrating world goth day via fit and vibe

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

that’s it! DARRYL PERRY was RIGHT and now we are here (at the star certified smog station)

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

I need to be part of the lead poisoning generation

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

Captains log Star date who gives a turkey: we are stranded between shitty college football and shitty espn highlights, the outlook is grim…

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

ok so we can’t watch a movie but we can watch espn highlights of rapinoe geriatric unit soccer

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

I don’t trust any man who likes women soccer enough to attend a game unironically

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

wtf is a wombat

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

All I do is get drunk and remodel my house

[marlin’s #3 fan @badteamkink]

Once upon a time.

[Jordan McPherson @J_McPherson1126]

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