Bad Tech Joke Cat

witty & annoying,
like that person who works at that IT company.

NoJokeLeftBehind

[juan @juanbuis]

spotted some wild UI in the swiss alps the other day

beautiful to see it in its natural habitat 🥹

[Zac Bowling 🥑 @zbowling]

12 years a tech recruiter with https://t.co/TosPHd2iid reached out about a job. Not to be rude I heard them out. They warned about “the environment” there. They were speaking of course about the office environment being around porn shoots all day but I thought they were talking about development environment. I said “it can’t be that bad. Your not using some Java web frontend or anything terrible like that right?”. They were in fact using Java on their frontend so obviously that would never be ok with me.

[LaurieWired @lauriewired]

I know it's rough out there learning Computer Science from scratch, so I translated some of the C++ primitives to something that us zoomers can understand.

[Gary Explains @garyexplains]

Why does my Twitter account now have the X11 logo on it? 🤷‍♂️😜

[Bad Tech Joke Cat @BadTechJokeCat]

💥 #tEcH FiGhTeR TuRBo! by @dicksoupinc https://t.co/P0KmRpJg40

[Chris Satterfield @compgeke]

Building the stair way to modem

[LaurieWired @lauriewired]

OS internals books are wild...

[Eric Beatty @theericbeatty]

We are all waiting for this to happen...

[Neal Agarwal @nealagarwal]

The password game is out now! Good luck 👹

> https://t.co/kXhmbHqYTK

[Marc Backes @marcba]

Developers documenting their code

[Bad Tech Joke Cat @BadTechJokeCat]

The AI future we deserve: https://t.co/SfkyHf7F0V

[Rafael Dohms @rdohms]

I'll be damned, these .DS_Store files get everywhere...

[qdot @qDot]

why does everyone want to own the libs

as an open source developer i own multiple libs

i would happily pay people to take them from me

you do not want to own libs. its so much work

[Longhorn @never_released]

On @okcupid. One of those languages is not like the others.

[Chris Heilmann codepo8.bsky.social @codepo8]

Invention of the wireless mouse, 1998. Colourised.

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

More founders moving to Texas.

[Bad Tech Joke Cat @BadTechJokeCat]

Generate a secure password from the lyrics of America's greatest singer songwriter
🛡️https://t.co/3kNgfDC0TV
#infosec #tech #CyberSecurity

[David K 🎹 @DavidKPiano]

I regret to inform you that JavaScript is affecting the climate

[Jessica Crosby @Jhyp3]

When your test payload ends up in production