Sam Lambert

CEO @PlanetScale

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

@fabworks_guy @papaltech welcome and thank you for being a customer

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

@austriker27 welcome! thank you for being a customer

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

@aminemat of course it counts

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

PlanetScale uses rails and we have out-shipped our competitors every year for the last 6 years

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

some of PlanetScale’s fastest growing customers are rails and laravel apps btw

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

@justine_chang39 @sqs @PlanetScale @AmpCode thank you for being a customer

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

you are a soul

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

@sqs @PlanetScale @AmpCode it’s called winning

[Quinn Slack @sqs]

We might need to upgrade our DB to @planetscale before we hire any managers at @AmpCode. Does this milestone have a name?

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

@yesadok no just to say thank you to the people that make all this possible

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

If you are a PlanetScale customer and want 4 row 3 tickets to the Warriors vs Grizzlies game tomorrow night, forward me your invoice and i might pick you.

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[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

@isaacinthesky we will never have that culture

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

I have this crazy idea that San Francisco would be less dirty if we had trash cans

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

@hollylawly wow she said it

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

also don't worry if you don't get picked. we have the seats all season.

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

some of PlanetScale’s fastest growing customers are rails and laravel apps btw

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

@isaacinthesky i’ve also been saying this

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

thanks to the early internet, millennials are a generation of people who had the worst of the world streamed directly into their eyes as children

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

i think the model companies should probably think a bit more seriously about how they are being used. we are just lighting resources on fire to produce endless slop

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

don't worry, hackers usually take fridays off