Mike Coutermarsh

Member of database staff @PlanetScale

[˗ˏˋ Jesse Hanley ˎˊ˗ @jessethanley]

Yeah okay I think I'm a @PlanetScale metal super fan now. It's very freeing to know you can hit a cheeky 100k/iops out of nowhere and nothing melts down. Never going back to EBS.

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

Since when are managers allowed to have ideas. We tell them what to think

[Roy @usr_bin_roygbiv]

if your manager ever asks you what your ideas are for what you should be doing leave immediately get a new job as quickly as possible

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

@k_kohlbrenner @mitchellh Wow how’s it know / able to see?

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

@PhaniRa08905617 @jamesacowling Nailed it

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

@IKnowSoftware @newbalance Gangsta af

[Daniel Lockyer @DanielLockyer]

A database so fast you don't need caching

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

@jsneedles protein brownies

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

@aarondfrancis I like tmux and sunlight

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

8k steps, eataly cappuccino and a sweetgreen slop bowl. The perfect suburbs Saturday

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

My token spend is way lower this month. Because I’m using composer.

I’m not using it to save money, I just like that it’s fast

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

@PhaniRa08905617 Hahaha Classic mike behavior

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

Found some code that was doing something 2,000 times when it could be optimized to happen 15 times instead. These are the moments we live for

[Chris Power @typecraft_dev]

I'm so excited to announce that I've joined @PlanetScale as a content creator / educator! This is going to be huge. Lots of great stuff coming up.

Stay tuned...

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

@rockatanescu @jessethanley @PlanetScale @nateberkopec In the past couple years I think. We just recently deprecated our gem for it

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

@_m27e @samlambert @jessethanley Some of it, we got the cloudformation template added if you need to deploy to EC2.

The remove/add indexes isn’t there yet.

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

@jessethanley @nateberkopec @PlanetScale 💯

Once you have the tags going. Install the MCP next. that combo with codebase context is real nice, it’ll find the problems for you

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

@nateberkopec @jessethanley @PlanetScale Our insights parser extracts tags from that format

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

@rmcastil 😁

[Rohan @proxy_vector]

@mscccc The fun part is finding the hidden multiplier. 2,000 to 15 usually means the code fix is small, but the real win was noticing the architecture leak.

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

“Can’t wait to see the bot replies to my tweet by some loser dudes trying to build their online presence” he said to himself as he hit Post

[Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc]

@JakeKeuhlen @samlambert We have a lot of people in same region but different cloud. Depends on how latency sensitive your app is though.

We have a CLI command you can use to check. https://t.co/i3hgfF9wP4