Peter Altaffer

Office Manager and in-house Sake dweeb @PlanetScale

[Peter Altaffer @PeterAltF4]

@waynesutton @convex Hell yeah! Lets go Gabe!!!

[Peter Altaffer @PeterAltF4]

@adamstac @PlanetScale @changelog @samlambert @scottcjohnston Hope you were able to find a quick round of golf while here!

[Holly Guevara @hollylawly]

btw we're hiring for...basically everything!

Engineers (so many eng roles), design, deved/devrel, events, sales, solutions engineering, support.

https://t.co/v8bfaExB45

[Peter Altaffer @PeterAltF4]

@WallisDev @samlambert @CockroachDB Sounds like I need to send you a PlanetScale shirt or two, hit me with a DM and I'll get it sent today

[Peter Altaffer @PeterAltF4]

@milorojas_ @PlanetScale @samlambert @milorojas_ If you want to DM me, we can get work on getting a replacement out to you!

[Peter Altaffer @PeterAltF4]

@samlambert @milorojas_ @PlanetScale on it 🫡

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

Neki is real and you can try it today!

https://t.co/QIVZGqd5sm

[Ben Dicken @BenjDicken]

Sharding for Postgres is here.

[Ben Dicken @BenjDicken]

oh: "I don't want to spend my brain tokens on that"

[Peter Altaffer @PeterAltF4]

@Eric_PW56 @samlambert still waiting for the Zuck and Elon cage match I was promised

[Peter Altaffer @PeterAltF4]

@samlambert @drinkLMNT I’ll get em chilling asap 😎

[Peter Altaffer @PeterAltF4]

@fatih A fellow Robert Jordan fan I see

[Peter Altaffer @PeterAltF4]

@BenjDicken @0x15f

[Peter Altaffer @PeterAltF4]

@__spongeboi @PlanetScale Wait… a hope

[Peter Altaffer @PeterAltF4]

My son…

[Peter Altaffer @PeterAltF4]

@__spongeboi @PlanetScale The fridge cigarettes, annihilated.

[Peter Altaffer @PeterAltF4]

Huge turn out for our second monthly Database meetup @PlanetScale. Thank you to all our speakers @NotTuxedoSam @mmalisper @shikhrr & Jayram Palamadai! See you all for the next one on 9/10!!

[Peter Altaffer @PeterAltF4]

@_heyglassy I should have bought you two

[Peter Altaffer @PeterAltF4]

@_heyglassy I should never have bought you guys that gun

[Mehmet INCE @mdisec]

I went looking for a managed-Postgres provider.

Instead, I found a vulnerability in a 4-star PostgreSQL extension available everywhere!

and turned it into code execution at @neondatabase, @supabase, @xata and more.

Part 1/6 | Extension Risks Are Real
https://t.co/tTcB44nLXL