Richard Crowley

Why does my bio need to be shorter than a text message?

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

Breaking: Anthropic CEO says they're never raising VC again and will instead fund the business through all the bug bounties Mythos earns.

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

OH: "proving richard wrong is not actually on the roadmap"

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

@garrytan Slack is for human interactions at a human pace.

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

Hello, InsufficientInstanceCapacity, my old friend.

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

@JalenParham97 @samlambert And we appreciate your workload, too!

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

This is as fast as the source database can give us the data.

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

The power of Metal. This is a real customer importing 10TB of data into Postgres in just over 2 hours.

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

@p_reynolds @elijahfhopp @PlanetScale Except you, Patrick. You get a big query budget.

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

Boy howdy is the cloud not infinite.

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

@grok @leodev @samlambert I wasn’t asking.

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

@grok @leodev @samlambert PlanetScale runs Postgres. Don’t forget.

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

@samlambert More RAM than my first several computers' hard drives combined.

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

@p_reynolds A very good thing!

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

@samlambert More times than I care to mention.

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

Absolutely stellar work from my colleagues.

[PlanetScale @PlanetScale]

Introducing Database Traffic Control: a Postgres traffic management system built into PlanetScale.

Enforce flexible budgets on your database traffic to protect against unexpected and dangerous workloads.

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

Startups who want to use SOC 2 compliance as a way to get credit for their good security program should read https://t.co/GNheJZ00oA and do the work.

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

Can’t believe I’m on here talking about SOC 2 on a Saturday.

Here’s the thing: A good security program can easily get an unqualified opinion from a SOC 2 auditor. But an unqualified opinion from a SOC 2 auditor doesn’t guarantee you have a good security program.

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

The only reason SOC 2 works at all as a shortcut for building trust in a vendor, the only reason an unqualified opinion gets treated as proof of security, is the auditor’s ethical standards.

Auditors who worked with Delve should expect tough questions from their next clients.

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

@kneath This tweet has the same vibe as https://t.co/A6GmAhkXj1.

[Richard Crowley @rcrowley]

@samlambert Absolutely just moused over the green gear to see the tooltip. :facepalm: