Elendil's Dad Jokes

My horse has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible!
RP ⛵️ Devoted husband of @MirielsPalntiri 🍑 Open to RPing with all Tolkien accounts (but please be over 18)

[Elendil's Dad Jokes @badumbumtish]

@miripalantiri @Earienissad Babe, I think Ulmo is looking out for us! These fish just swam right up into my hands!
Et Earello Endorenna fuckin utulien! Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn bloody Ambar-metta!

[Elendil's Dad Jokes @badumbumtish]

@Earienissad Thank you sweetheart! I wish we were together so I could give you a proper hug!

[Elendil's Dad Jokes @badumbumtish]

@BucketHobbit Of course! We have lots of friends there.
My family and I aren't in Numenor anymore though...we are shipwrecked on the coast of Middle Earth somewhere and have no idea where we are. 😔

[Elendil's Dad Jokes @badumbumtish]

@BucketHobbit I hear it's the best reason to go to Mordor!

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@Earienissad Oh phew.

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@Earienissad This is all just hypothetical right sweet pea?

[Elendil's Dad Jokes @badumbumtish]

Idea for me and @NumenoreanIsil whenever we find each other...build a city with a super cool nightclub and we can go for a father-son night out, we scrub up nice.

[christie: trop era 💍🐚 @wadhamprotocol]

ARE YALL FREE TONIGHT?

[The Sea @_belegaer_]

QT with a pic of you as a child that exudes the same energy as you today.

[Elendil's Dad Jokes @badumbumtish]

Shrimpy seems to be loving it here in Middle Earth! By the way babe, these shelters we've been building over there are really coming together. Now we'll have room for the kids if we ever find them.

[Míriel’s Palantiri @miripalantiri]

@badumbumtish No babe! He survived! He’s a faithful warrior just like his paw parent! Speaking of which, me and Shrimpy are down at the beach cooling off in the heat… are you going to join us my sexy hubby?

[Elendil's Dad Jokes @badumbumtish]

SHRIMPY! My furson!!!! I thought he was lost forever!!!

[Míriel’s Palantiri @miripalantiri]

Hubby! @badumbumtish!!!! I was going through my luggage and look who was playing with my crocheted beach dress! How did he ever survive the storm, or the sea? What a miraculous little stowaway! Eru must truly love Shrimpy!!!! 🍤

[Elendil's Dad Jokes @badumbumtish]

@miripalantiri SHRIMPY! I thought he was lost forever! He must have climbed into your luggage while you were packing!!! But what has he been eating this whole time?

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@miripalantiri Yes it did hurt 🤕

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We've been shipwrecked for a few days now and I'm getting so worried about the kids. I hope they're all safe. Will I never hear their angelic laughter again?

[Elendil's Dad Jokes @badumbumtish]

@miripalantiri Look at how quickly he found her!

[Elendil's Dad Jokes @badumbumtish]

@miripalantiri @Earienissad @NumenoreanIsil One runs fast and one runs blind 😍

[Elendil's Dad Jokes @badumbumtish]

And Dad! Such an attentive grandfather! So good with the little ones!
Oh will I ever see my family again?

[Elendil's Dad Jokes @badumbumtish]

And Earien @Earienissad! So poised! So clever! So sensible!

[Elendil's Dad Jokes @badumbumtish]

@anonorange90 The good news is cats are very good at sleeping!

[Amandil (Elendil's dad) @numenpapa]

A rest day after arriving at the resort. I sat on the beach & enjoyed the view. The boys did resort activities like bare hand fishing & fire starting. Not successful. Oh well, try again tomorrow boys. A nice nap in the afternoon, then raw seaweed for dinner. An enjoyable day.

[Elendil's Dad Jokes @badumbumtish]

@anonorange90 What effect does coffee have on a cat, my feline friend?