Ba Dum Tiss

We post daily dad jokes and puns and feature tees so funny they'll make your laundry basket giggle.

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What do you think of this prank gift wrapping?

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#dadjokes #puns #pony

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Sounds pretty a-peel-ing! #dadjokes #puns #monkeys

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#dadjoke #parenting #naptime

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What did the fish say when he hit a wall?
Dam!
#dadjoke #pun #fish

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Why don’t big cats play poker in the safari?
Too many cheetahs!
#dadjoke #pun

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Five guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
#dadjoke

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@twaniimals What's a rodent's favorite winter sport?
Mice skating!

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@AMAZlNGNATURE What do ducks have with their soup?
Quackers!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye deer
#dadjoke

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Maybe it's just a phase and he'll hop out of it! #dadjokes #puns #kangaroo #Joey #gamer

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What's a status favorite exercise?

Rock Climbing

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@_isha_here Popeye

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Talk about having to find your true colors to survive. #dadjokes #puns #ship #sailors #memes