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Avoid the shame of being fired from #TheApprentice by staying indoors and pitching a terrible business plan to a festering coconut.

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#ItTakesTwo

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If you want to get off with your dance partner, just remember that alleyways and alcohol make you invisible. @seannwalsh @Mrs_katjones #SCD

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@bolt_adrian @DevonBloke In addition, please boycott @Halfords_uk who regularly carry out services and MOTs on Daleks to help them avoid detection and cause havoc. Shameful.

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@BorisJohnson Avoid using a 'backstop' entirely by playing cricket instead of rounders.

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If you want to get off with your dance partner, just remember that alleyways and alcohol make you invisible. @seannwalsh @Mrs_katjones #SCD

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Just remember folks; if Global Warming doesn't exist, then it can never destroy you.

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Grab yourself a handshake off an elderly gentleman by dressing as a small Indian man and standing in a tent. #GBBO