(Something Clever Here)

[(Something Clever Here) @badwebsltes]

Where'd my avatar go?

[(Something Clever Here) @badwebsltes]

They're letting people over 60 die in Italy.
I wonder what the age will be in America.

[T @Rifleman4WVU]

Doctor in Italy says he and other physicians are no longer permitted to put coronavirus patients who are over 60 on ventilators - TheBlaze https://t.co/98o47tGsTp

[His Name Is Oscar @MonMonbass]

LOCK THE COUNTRY DOWN NOW.

[(Something Clever Here) @badwebsltes]

No one's RTed this besides me, & I love it so much, I'm RTing it a 2nd time.
Martians are stealing our cows!

[(Something Clever Here) @badwebsltes]

Social distancing rocks! It's the only way to be.

[(Something Clever Here) @badwebsltes]

Alvin's brother on the Chipmuncks was named Corvid. Corvid Muncks.
He used to spat all the time with Theo.

[Esther TheWonder Pig @EstherThePig]

I've got wind today; social distancing has been a breeze.

[(Something Clever Here) @badwebsltes]

The government is always giving out money- & never to me.

[(Something Clever Here) @badwebsltes]

If the rest of you'd stop hoggin' all the toilet paper, some of the rest of us could get some.

[(Something Clever Here) @badwebsltes]

My avatar has gone missing! There has been a Twitter theft!

[(Something Clever Here) @badwebsltes]

Save us, Wonder Woman!

[joseoutsider @joseoutsider]

they cut this pic that way just to make us think diana was holding some guy's legs while pegging him.

[(Something Clever Here) @badwebsltes]

@joseoutsider I don't know who he is, but he looks very "Bond-ish" in that photo.

[Craig Spencer MD MPH @Craig_A_Spencer]

Finally home after 13 hours in the ER. Today >90% of my patients were confirmed or likely #COVID19. Many really sick, some in their 30s like me. The sirens on otherwise empty NYC streets are unending & haunting. I’m tired. But really honored to be back in the ER in the morning.

[(Something Clever Here) @badwebsltes]

I vote for this!

[(Something Clever Here) @badwebsltes]

I joined Twitter *NINE* yrs ago. It's my anniversary, Twitter says.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[northern monkey @stephaniemain2]

Right here guys 🙋‍♀️

[(Something Clever Here) @badwebsltes]

All right, who swiped my avatar?

[(Something Clever Here) @badwebsltes]

Cool, Dave.

[Dave Gorman @DaveGorman]

I'm sleeping with one of my son's new teachers.

[(Something Clever Here) @badwebsltes]

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