Bad Work Advice

The fastest way to get ahead is taking shortcuts- Benjamin Franklin

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@TouchingBasePGP @THEPLAYERSChamp @PGATOUR Will is my summer aesthetic

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When I know my sales call is going poorly, I play it off like I work for my company's competition #badworkadvice

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"Is that a new order? Or did I just waste a boner?" #badworkadvice

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Start a Twitter account about being shitty at work while at work...have your boss follow you #theframedpictureisaproblem #hr #badworkadvice

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First off, you don't actually work in sales until anytime you take any pill you're encouraged to snort it.

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When your coworkers ask what you're doing, reply with: "Hitting numbers all day, Skins all night" #Badworkdadvice

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@CurryAintShit @RealSkipBayless you mean when the warriors had nothing to play for and were playing a back to back?

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@RealSkipBayless You mean NBA league MVP and world champion @StephenCurry30 ? I don't think he needs to validate anything ever again. #champ

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Take off your shirt and eat donuts in the office lobby (bonus points if you have a #dadbod) #badworkadvice

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I've been one good sales day away from hitting my quote for 6 years now #badartwork #dowhatyouhateandyoullneverworkhardadayofyourlife

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Take a day off on your first day #badworkadvice #whatwouldmickeydo #beignets #stunnashades

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Do an accurate product description for @SkyMall #badworkadvice

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Call in sick the day after a big sporting event #badworkadvice #OrangeOctober

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Use emojis when sending a prospecting email. #badworkadvice #😉

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End every bad sales call by asking if they kiss their mom with that mouth #badworkadvice

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use your company's twitter account to compare the long weekend to your boner, claiming ladies couldn't wear white either way#badworkadvice

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spend the majority of your VC money coming up with a way to Venmo strippers for lap dances #badworkadvice #goodlifeadvice

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Hawaiin shirt to work, every day. #badworkadvice

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Respond to every question by saying "cash rules everything around me" #Badworkadvice

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yell "the champ is here" every time you walk into the office #badworkadvice