Norman Fucking Bates

70’s spirit. 90’s frame of mind

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@thetimtracker

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Idk why don’t you catch a falling star and put in your pocket? Save it for a rainy day, huh?

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Cunt Ramone, take me home to the place I belong. Wet vagina. Mount your mama. Take me home, cunt Ramone

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“You have to let me scream so annoyingly at a concert, even for quiet songs. I paid for MY experience” 🤝 “You are NOT allowed to make a PEEP during this moment of a concert because I’m playing the quiet game. You paid for MY experience”

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Are you eating the…

Little tiny hotdog buns that turn my Slim Jims into a mini bratwurst? Yeah, I am.

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Discovered a trick. Told myself ‘do me a favor and take this garbage with you’ and I did. I would have left it, otherwise. I love doing favors but I’ll never do something for myself.
Unfortunately, I’m probably going to discover that I’m doing favors for myself pretty quickly.

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warm hugs and cold toilet seats

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Doja Cat - Rapture II (ft Debbie Harry [Harry Cat Remix] when?

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You can find Nemo inside an anemone

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Mitski putting Fireproof on Spotify so now when I tell people how amazing it is I don’t have to direct them to YT ty

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I put our son, Nick, in the pasta

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MADOKNKNA

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AI is really bad for the world, guys. anyone else notice how many bad and crazy things have been happening lately? Crazy sinkholes, giant animals, actual monsters, aliens, and ancient gods. I’m starting to think data centers are doing more than just guzzling water.

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Mike Michael Romance

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@jakegbennett My favorite Easter egg is in The Fly when they show a fly entering the telepod. Took me a few watches to notice it. Such a small detail but it adds so much depth to what happens in the rest of the movie.

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It was originally about Christopher Columbus. When he proposed to Filipa, he ordered a flash mob to sing “We wish you-a marry Chris, miss!” around the town square. The children could not stop singing it and it quickly became the Christmas classic you know, today.

[☆ hannah ☆ @hannahcroteau]

did you guys know that it was never a fucking christmas song

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Hate when a backstory goes TOO far back. These are pilgrims. I’m no longer paying attention. But unfortunately there’s major lore being dropped.

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Sorry I’m calling so late, your number is really long

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This is a great trick but it only works once

[pengwynn @pengwyndolin]

you can tell when someone is from pennsylvania because they’ll speak with an accent and cadence you’ve never heard before in your entire life

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Femme Gals Over the Cunt Dry Rub