he/him/his

all tweets are unserious. Traveler, foodie, and art lover

[brandon* @brndxix]

“palantir is progressive” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Scott Colom has won the Mississippi Senate race, CNN projects

[he/him/his @baedropascal]

Sir a second mega-billionaire affair has hit the data center/AI bubble…

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

BREAKING: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang reportedly had a second affair with Nvidia executive Kimberly Powell

61% chance Jensen leaves as CEO before 2028

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

microsoft HUSSEIN outlook

[🪩✨⚡️ @86themike]

Narrator: they did not get to work.

[josh @y0cuando]

La bola negra

[he/him/his @baedropascal]

@Tinashe @FallonTonight You ate mama.

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

.@Tinashe performs “Popstar”!

Watch the full performance ⬇️
https://t.co/0BMtLT82dB

#FallonTonight

[Club Sta Sta @sta_schemin]

La Roux being back????????

[💬 @allthingsdante]

cmon Beyonsadé

[Tinashe Charts @tinashedata]

Tinashe performing “Melatonin” live on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.

[he/him/his @baedropascal]

@shibadad8 I think they are holding out until the new congress. Moving it forward to the current Senate would be futile/wasted effort without a Dem majority.

[ShibaDad8 @shibadad8]

They be playing in our faces LMAO

[he/him/his @baedropascal]

Make politicians hot again like this, and I swear government will improve…

[Acyn @Acyn]

PabloReports: What do you make of Donald Trump saying that he’s willing to work with Democrats…

Ansari: He’s saying that now but he also has dementia. So, again, I just—Donald Trump is not somebody I trust.

[Kaiz 🐂🀄️ @Kaiz_294]

James Talarico tells Jimmy Kimmel what he thinks Jesus would say on the floor of the US Senate about food assistance, Medicaid and deportations

“Jesus Christ is the most famous victim of identity theft”

“Scripture tells us that you can't love God and hate other people. You can't love God and abuse the immigrant. You can't love God and oppress the poor. You can't love God and bully the outcast.”

“I often wonder what would Jesus do if he visited the US Senate?”

“depart from me, for I was hungry and you cut my food assistance. I was sick and you kicked me off Medicaid. I was a stranger and you deported me and my family.”

w/ @jamestalarico

[Shaft Dubois @allstarbatmanny]

You would be astonished by how long $100 would last

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

Chemistry teacher asked me what Hg is and I confidently said homegirl

[Jay Kapoor @JayKapoor]

“Loose hips sink chips”

[Common Sense 🇺🇸💙 @commons96055467]

Bernie just destroyed Schumer’s chances as the majority leader.