jaeyln

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ demands instant gratification

[jaeyln @baeimo]

me w/ GIANT COCK

[anna击🌸💕 frank teeth CEO @anna_gvf]

my coworker is the definition of talent in the hands of a jester i’m crying

[X Force 137 @137Force]

"no they dont" explain this shit then

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[rowan @rockwithqueen]

she was so REAL for this

[jj @jonnoxrevanche]

This quote is actually a load bearing reference when it comes to understanding erotic value in contemporary life

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels getting caught working out in your room

[Shocky @illogically7]

Yk at first you do the 6-7 ironically to relate to the kids...then you get addicted to it. Every time someone says those numbers in that order your arms can't help themselves. They just do it. Pope Bob is not immune to this.

[jaeyln @baeimo]

This will not be available on switch 1 so i have a bomb strapped to my chest

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘THE LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME’ remake.

Releasing later this year.

[Matthew @ohgoditsmatthew]

Get ready for a whole lot of nothing to be done on housing and homelessness the next 4-8 years. This election was existential for YIMBY housing policy, and we’re getting a dude to the right of Newsom. Congrats on your Latino governor, though!

[helen @helen]

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[aylin ☽ @weepingcaesar]

once you turn 20 you have to fight everyday for the rest of your life to not lose your personality & spirit...bc what once came naturally to you will be exhausted into nothing if you don't actively Try. it's terrifyingly easy to become a lethargic, soulless adult

[jaeyln @baeimo]

Can u guys go watch masters of the universe so its still in theaters when i get back from my EUROPEAN VACATION

[august @regularaugust]

4 stars means I liked it a lot
5 stars is the same as 4 but it caters to me in a specific way. Everything else is vibes. I should be hired as a film critic

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

ok 🐘

[Brolment of Triumph @2Big2Broly]

I didn’t even consider she was Japanese maybe I’m a bad person

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

cinephile who complained about the trend of increasingly ridiculous collectible popcorn buckets suddenly silent

[chrißy @chribdotnet]

hey can we slow down

[瑚 @Hauko_04]

トイレでメイク直ししてる女の子。好きな人が外で待ってるのかな〜とか想像してたら、たまたま同じタイミングで外に出て。
外には彼氏さんが待ってて、ちょんちょんって可愛く肩を叩いてたの。
可愛い〜！と思って見たら彼氏さん、一度も見ず携帯だけ見てそのままずっと歩いてて勝手に怒ってます

[NAWOQI @NAWOQI]

ドラマのこのシーン、フォースで椅子を回すんじゃなくて机押してるっていう細かいこだわり好き。