Bails

Fuck Politeness

[a trans podcast @gendereveal]

hey, just checking in, does anyone know what to................................. do

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

vaccinated and ready to fuck...ing stay at home because it turns out i love it here

[Bails @BaeRizzle]

Will I ever get tired of everyone I meet telling me about all the dogs they’ve known named Bailey? Yes, I get it. My mom also wished I was a dog when she had me at 19.

[Bails @BaeRizzle]

Dropping your pet off at the emergency vet clinic and not being able to go in with them is the biggest heart break I’ve ever experienced. I am EMO right now.

[Michael Tubbs @MichaelDTubbs]

It’s easy to speak up when everyone is doing it. Much harder to be the first. On this Super Bowl Sunday, salute to you @Kaepernick7 for your leadership, courage, and sacrifice.

[DOGE Value/News @DogecoinBot]

Tweeting for the first time in 6 years to say what the fuck

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy

[ESPN @espn]

Mac Miller would've celebrated his 29th birthday today.

He was always repping Pittsburgh 🖤💛

[Bails @BaeRizzle]

Waking up to rain will never not be exactly what I need.

[Bails @BaeRizzle]

Going to start dating again so I can use the emotional trauma from bad relationships to kickstart my comedy career.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

All of this for Donald Trump. A fucking clown if there ever was one. What a country.

[Tye Winters, DO @tmswDO]

We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us.
We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

men will literally run for president instead of going to therapy

[Bails @BaeRizzle]

You ever just forget to drink enough water and slip into a week long depression? Lol whoops

[Bails @BaeRizzle]

Everyone cancelling events/plans because of the Coronavirus is a dream for this introvert.

[Bails @BaeRizzle]

I can buy an $18 salad but I can’t fold my clean laundry until they’ve sat in a laundry basket for 2 days after taking them out of the dryer.

[Bails @BaeRizzle]

@AustrianShark69 Which one? The swing of the club or his penis following? Lol

[Bails @BaeRizzle]

I met a Canadian guy at the Open yesterday with a strong accent, enjoys hockey and was really excited to exchange pics of our dogs... Then he sent me a video of him swinging a golf club naked. Super bold move.

[Bails @BaeRizzle]

@Call_Me_Ismail I called him my little maple leaf and he said he thinks we could fall in love. We’re all in for the 2 kids and future divorce.

[Bails @BaeRizzle]

I can’t believe I forgot the most important detail… He was dressed in a moose costume when I met him. What is wrong with me that I let him give me his number?