lauren 💗

[lauren 💗 @baesachi_]

my sex drive too high for the amount of sex im not getting 🙄

[homo la flor. @raidenmontana]

Said, "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" to a patient's mother and she reported me because, "I don't understand what part of my request would have caused a problem in the first place." Like, okay lady.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

If you grew up in a “sleep in, fend for yourself for breakfast, stay in your pajamas all day, and do absolutely nothing” family, DO NOT marry into a “we’re leaving at 6 a.m. to go berry picking before it gets too hot” family.

[lauren 💗 @baesachi_]

don’t ever disrespect Jon Bernthal like that again…

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

I feel like the answer might be related to fact that you call him Punisher and her Zendaya

[🪙🇭🇹(they/them) @thevoyager_]

Saw his ex w another dude for ONE SECOND and immediately jumped, my brudda jus another me.

[adam @adoomie03]

i’m on my fourth spiderman date. i just fucked up and said this my favorite part 🤦‍♂️

[Jalen @jayjjalen]

“i don’t even know you”

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Spider-Man brand new day out of context

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[🥃 @ShelbyyAura]

waited 5 years just to hear "i don't love you"

[Aditya🫀 @verm48]

All it took Ned to recognise Peter was just one Handshake meanwhile Zendaya 😭

[M8 Lord @leptitbleu2]

Merci monsieur pour cette semaine.

[lauren 💗 @baesachi_]

YES YES YES YES!!!

[Netflix @netflix]

Mark your calendars!!! Beauty In Black returns AUGUST 27!

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

Two reasons to stay alive until 2028!

[Slattdye @slattdye]

Folks who scared to go see films alone funny to me….like I’m not finna wait 5 days to go see spiderman wit u gang

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

unfortunately unwoke vocal stim

[Johnny "Fed" Utah @hoosierjohnny1]

This might be my greatest achievement

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

this was really some hating ass shit. why can't spongebob be cheeked up

[Av ☁️ ☀️ @MarioEmmet]

Jimmy Neutron and his friends building rockets and launching together to save their families is still such a hype moment.

The shot of all of them flying through the galaxy toward danger in perfect formation is just plain dope.

[Leon Ardo 👽 @MartianSon]

Sarah saw this and thought, "I think I'll go make the moves on Bear at 3:00 in the morning."

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Drake made his best music when he used to look like a sandwich