Da Real Dirty Dan

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

Yoooooo idk if this account was the best or worst decision I ever made but fuck it we ball

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Call me woke, but I really want my tax dollars to help prevent and track explosive diarrhea parasites in our food.

[𒐪 @SHL0MS]

if this appears all black on your device then tap to load it in 4k

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

sup wit it

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

Update: there was not a second date

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

going on a date can I get a W

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

what’s up is ya boi

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

@Zetocha18 Thanks king

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

going on a date can I get a W

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

Girl just read my astrology chart and I have no idea what’s going on

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

@royafreedman @DDeFlip8 @barstoolsports Taste test against what water tho? What do you rank above Fiji?

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

THIS CHICK HAS NEVER HAD PIZZA ROLLS BEFORE WTF

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

Talking to a baddie

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

Feelin some type of way

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

Kinda forgot I had this account lol what the fuck is up

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

@ACFresh21 Keep ordering from door dash and ur gonna need to get a new contract with the way them prices be

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

Off the drank feelin kinda goofy

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

Chixxx be wildin

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

@ryanerickson12 Dirty Dan says Secret Life of Pets (1&2)

[Da Real Dirty Dan @baesbeboofin]

The time has come