Baffled Baboon

Unconventional #blogger at Lover of #weird things. Inappropriate conversationalist. Awkward hug giver. Possible primate.

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I want YOU to join The Baboon Brigade! #blog #blogger #subscribe http://t.co/3zVtQo3tBY

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I think I am about ready to trade my soul for #ElderScrollsOnline now.

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When they say "take what you want from life" I think they mean hostages. Pretty sure it's hostages. Possibly hot dogs, 'cause autocorrect

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With the amount of bacon that I eat on a regular basis, all of my jeans have become #skinnyjeans. Whoops.

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#WhenIJoinedTwitter I used to think followers were stalkers. Now the feeling of being followed is totally normal.

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#MyDadIn4Words Hairy. Loud. Primate.

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Just saw Jurassic World - BEST. SEQUEL. EVER.

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#InternationalDayofYoga Also known as "How the hell can my body move like that?" day.

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#nationalkissingday Pucker up! ;)

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@karyn_d WHAT. How does the human body even move like that!?

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#LifeIsTooShortNotTo moon a bunch of pedestrians and plead insanity.

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How the hell did I miss hitting 2k followers? PARTY TIME.

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#IfMyDadWasPresident That would be pretty amazing considering he isn't American.

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@NYinstant Hah!

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I bet after 130 years, the #StatueofLiberty really wishes she could lower her arm for a sec.

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#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear I was wrong.

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#IsItJustMeOrDoesEveryone purposely walk slowly in front of me on busy sidewalks.

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OH. MY. GOD. FINAL FANTASY. YES.

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#WhyTheyFiredMe I thought sampling the food was under the job description. It wasn't.

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Hiatus http://t.co/rVIFpK3GAF