✯A̷T̷O̷M̷I̷C̷ ̷R̷O̷B̷O̷T̷✯

All I know is that my thumbs are supple af.

It/Robot/Absolute Candlestick

[✯A̷T̷O̷M̷I̷C̷ ̷R̷O̷B̷O̷T̷✯ @Gelatin_Cyborg]

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't occasionally rooting for the giant asteroid.

[✯A̷T̷O̷M̷I̷C̷ ̷R̷O̷B̷O̷T̷✯ @Gelatin_Cyborg]

@medus4_cdc One of my old boys was like this and I had never even considered he might be allergic to grass. Good to hear you've pinned it down though and that cone of shame will be gone soon enough.

[Miss Fifi Glasscock @BookQueen00]

I don’t care for sloppy meatloaf.

[Miss Fifi Glasscock @BookQueen00]

Titty whipped

[✯A̷T̷O̷M̷I̷C̷ ̷R̷O̷B̷O̷T̷✯ @Gelatin_Cyborg]

@_Jizzabelle @CosmicDreamer6 This feels like a trick 🤔😂😏

[v0oDoO CHiLD @WittyHendrix]

Puns that make you wanna fight the person

[pamplemousse @CushieButt]

yeah but are you as sexy as the pistachio cannoli calling my name

[🪱〽️〽️🅰️ @cheezitfan1]

High at the pet store rn and absolutely losing my mind at this hamster using his own ballsack as a pillow

[baby smith @itsBABYSMITH]

trying to yank two grocery carts apart is kinda my schtick

[✯A̷T̷O̷M̷I̷C̷ ̷R̷O̷B̷O̷T̷✯ @Gelatin_Cyborg]

@_terminalghost This tweet goes hard. AxCx

[✯A̷T̷O̷M̷I̷C̷ ̷R̷O̷B̷O̷T̷✯ @Gelatin_Cyborg]

I assume some of these illustrations include an early 90's Marky Mark.

Related: Put a shirt on wacky wack

[✯A̷T̷O̷M̷I̷C̷ ̷R̷O̷B̷O̷T̷✯ @Gelatin_Cyborg]

I dedicate the rest of my life to making only "tragically ugly Illustrations" for children's math books.

[✯A̷T̷O̷M̷I̷C̷ ̷R̷O̷B̷O̷T̷✯ @Gelatin_Cyborg]

https://t.co/tCTlXZTmqT

[✯A̷T̷O̷M̷I̷C̷ ̷R̷O̷B̷O̷T̷✯ @Gelatin_Cyborg]

@_terminalghost Caught these girls setting off cherry bombs in the boys bathroom.

[✯A̷T̷O̷M̷I̷C̷ ̷R̷O̷B̷O̷T̷✯ @Gelatin_Cyborg]

@GrimAvenue @finns_dad @PupCoach @MekTechno @Neilio6 I agree because I get to eat things. I like eating things