Baffling Tales

Short fiction for a small world. #microfiction #flashfiction

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@REALpunknews “Oh! MEGAtron! Tell me, if I pulled your trigger, would you go … bang?”

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@theprettywell Split the difference and just dress as Elvira.

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@SThingsMeme https://t.co/wKD4tx5aF3

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@MeganBitchell Once they turn the lights off, anywhere.

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@MeganBitchell If you really want to hide in the sewers, murder cops, and teach idiots how to sing … I’ll be your Christine.

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@MeganBitchell Ester would agree with you.

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@madisontayt_ Is it particularly oystery?

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@IwriteOK @SethEBryant Okay, but - and hear me out, here - what if the country in question was just, like, super hot?

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@skatie420 He was Munch’s partner for years. So, you know, maybe he … inherited it.

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@MeganBitchell Have you considered … you know … killing him?

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@itz_vox @MeganBitchell “I’ve heard of women in refrigerators. But ex-boyfriends in refrigerators? That’s just esmasculating! Ah-hahahahahahaha!”

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@MeganBitchell I’ve been to Paris. They’re all clowns there. Save your money and just Duolingo some French lessons.

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@MeganBitchell Next time, send a telegram. It’ll confuse the hell out of him.

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@RussellFalcon He shall know your ways as though born to them.

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@RiffTrax Is it the incredibly bold-faced Star Wars ripoff, Starchaser: The Legend of Orin? https://t.co/PC89Xxmibk

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@mwdgrn @_madisontayt I believe she has already done that, and been roundly penalized by the power that be.

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@_madisontayt @whoreby_parker Oh, really? Cool, cool. Can I, like, get your dad’s number?

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@DaveSFoley Really? I don’t recall nearly as much attempted rape in A Bug’s Life.

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@madisontayt_ Magnificent Obsession and What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?