Gavin Feng

[Gavin Feng @bafts]

@mascfeme dick hard already?

[Gavin Feng @bafts]

https://t.co/gP3WjqtE38

[Gavin Feng @bafts]

http://t.co/ngUCEzRBNy Facebook really needs a "pee on someone's wall" option.

[Gavin Feng @bafts]

http://t.co/cU97vNl7Hr I never drop names but I frequently drop babies.

[Gavin Feng @bafts]

I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/FcNYR9Bq53

[Gavin Feng @bafts]

http://t.co/WqS79VdF0R No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[Gavin Feng @bafts]

http://t.co/yEUa03HI8b No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[Gavin Feng @bafts]

http://t.co/XyoEG2Fu The life expectancy of reindeer is 8-10 years. We can stop singing about Rudolph now.