kyle “bag talks” roofder

911 doubter | Bag deleter | top 1% onlyfans | Ball knower | ΚΣ 4L

[kyle “bag talks” roofder @bagchase4L]

@wardamnbilll #dobagoryourafag

[kyle “bag talks” roofder @bagchase4L]

@angushewittt hell yeah brother go raw

[kyle “bag talks” roofder @bagchase4L]

yooo boys sorry I was MIA, lowkey got #sendy and was on my deathbed after thanksgivings #snowtrip just had 3 rum and cokes, where the #pigs at?? could fuck up a 280 pounder on some 09’ @angushewittt shit

[kyle “bag talks” roofder @bagchase4L]

I miss being in love, but divorce looks good on me. Gym, whiskey, and zero fucks given feels like sophomore year all over again #sluts #divorced

If it dont feel like a Friday night in ‘10 I'm not going #send Only question was doobies or a bag of K @angushewittt #stillafagifnobag

[kyle “bag talks” roofder @bagchase4L]

fuckkk blackout Wed 06’, Boys touched down at Barns and blacked out harder than a freshman blonde at a catholic school #sluts. @angushewittt went full send into the abyss, shotgun'd a mimosa and sprinted naked into a lake #send. If your dad's boat is missing, we probably took it.

[kyle “bag talks” roofder @bagchase4L]

anytime you worry someone is going to judge you, that is really you judging yourself #bangthatsoft6 #ferda

[kyle “bag talks” roofder @bagchase4L]

Before all these pussy ass lip pillows we did real chew and inhaled the equivalent of the GDP of Columbia. That shit went straight to the noggin. Me and @angushewittt broke 5 beds that trip.
we fucked almost every girl there #blondechicks.

[kyle “bag talks” roofder @bagchase4L]

Fuckkkkk I miss 2011. The boys absolutely fucked against Temple, me and @HogKline buzzing around like coked-up hornets and dropping buckets 3 ginos, 2 apples #tooeasy. Wildwood was NOT ready for us after. There was more snow than a stormy day in Antarctica #dobagoryourafag.

[kyle “bag talks” roofder @bagchase4L]

After the game, the boys hit some metaphorical double black diamonds, if you know what I mean. Took a solid 2/10 (but with D1 confidence) back to my beautiful #twinXL up in ΚΣ and lived like a king for approximately 11 minutes.
Those were the days, man.
#WeAre #HockeyHouseLegend

[kyle “bag talks” roofder @bagchase4L]

Throwback to that ’09 Penn State hockey szn. Not sure there was a single game when me and @angushewittt (the original Bag Captain) weren’t absolutely #buzzin. Hit the locker room at intermission, crushed a full #snowstorm and chased it with a little #frostbite.
#SeeBagDoBag