bageldoge

[bageldoge @bageldoge1]

@Tesla Feelsgoodman

[Tesla @Tesla]

Summon for Cybertruck rolling out shortly

[bageldoge @bageldoge1]

@BigImpactHumans 239/month for cybertruck and model x with lemonade in Texas. Which provider are you using?

[K A L E O @CryptoKaleo]

$DOGE

Heard from a reliable source Dogecoin is an AI bottleneck

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

Happy 4/20! 🚀

[MyDoge @MyDoge]

name a betterrer duo

[Dogecoin @dogecoin]

Banks charge you $35 for overdrafting by $2. Doge charges you nothing. One of these is a joke and it's not the dog

[Dogecoin @dogecoin]

Normies: How bullish are you on dogecoin?

Shibes:

[Cybertruck @cybertruck]

Heard you wanted a normal-looking truck

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Crypto has had a rough year. Maybe we should launch something to fix it.

[Dogecoin @dogecoin]

📢 An Important Message to Our Community.

Effective immediately, Dogecoin is undergoing a full corporate restructuring.

We are proud to introduce: DogeCoin Financial Solutions LLC™

As part of this transition, we will be:

▪ Retiring the Shiba Inu logo in favour of a tasteful navy blue emblem
▪ Launching a 67-page whitepaper titled 'Toward a Synergistic Decentralized Liquidity Framework'
▪ Rebranding our community from 'the Doge army' to 'Stakeholders'
▪ Discontinuing use of the words 'wow', 'much', and 'very' across all communications
▪ Scheduling the moon for FY26 Q3

Our legal team has advised us not to say 'wow.' as it has been determined to be a forward-looking statement (that should not be taken as financial advice.)

We believe this pivot positions DogeCoin Financial Solutions LLC™ for maximum enterprise scalability and shareholder value optimization going forward.

The dog is still here. She is wearing a tie now. She did not consent to this.

— The DogeCoin Financial Solutions LLC™ Board of Directors

[bageldoge @bageldoge1]

@HustlerzHub @grok is this machine actually possible? Or is it a pipe dream.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Teslaconomics Cybercab production starts in April

[bageldoge @bageldoge1]

@RobinhoodApp Best app ever. Keep it up

[bageldoge @bageldoge1]

@cybertruck Wen summon

[Trevor DeGraw @TrevorDeGraw]

@elonmusk @RolandForTexas Please make “emerald mine green” a color option on all tesla models 🙏

[bageldoge @bageldoge1]

@saylor God damn. New ponzi

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@cb_doge It’s time 😀

[MLB @MLB]

INCREDIBLE GAME
INCREDIBLE SERIES
INCREDIBLE SEASON

THE @DODGERS ARE BACK-TO-BACK CHAMPS 🏆

(MLB x GEICO)