Madison Davis

I wanna get lost in your rock and roll. Comedian in Los Angeles, CA.

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This is exactly my body type

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Project Runway is RuPaul’s Rag Race.

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The Magic Castle in Los Angeles is on fire, which is also what I call it when I start my period.

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How did I give myself fetal alcohol
Syndrome in my 30s?

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#AllAmericanHalftime it’s hard to be country now, you have to lay down on the bed just to zip them up.

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For a group of people that don’t like abortions, that sure was one. #AllAmericanHalftime #KidRock

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@MissMariebee @KTLA Fuck you then

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@christianmeoli @KTLA K

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I just rolled down my window to tell a girl she was too pretty to be in a PT Cruiser.

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I know how this sounds but it’s true. I see and interact with A-list celebrities for my work, but I just saw it NPB FAG @nicolepbrooks at universal studios and my heart was fluttering girl.

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I didn’t take my adderall so I forgot to take my beta blocker to go to the gyno.
No I would not survive a zombie apocalypse.

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I think the “baby on board” sticker should be on the inside of the car to remind yourself not to drive like a stupid bitch.

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Yelp should have a “you’re the asshole” button

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Nothing can change the manager of the blue jays has absolute girls first tattoo on his wrist.

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I’d rather bride my car into the ocean

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@Bojangles When will California get bojangles

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@Bojangles Where is the California bojangles we were promised

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@Bojangles @CCMFLive You were supposed to be in California already.

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@Mikel_Jollett @mwdumdei You’re like a million years old o think he was asking people who had the chance not to be racists with wooden teeth

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@EvaSmejkal @KTLA Why are your jowls bigger than your titties

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I’m at my most religious went someone sneezes.