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[sophie @bagelluver69]

saving my first kiss for marriage

[sophie @bagelluver69]

@dyasanti i love wife guy dea

[sophie @bagelluver69]

me to the mosquito who bit me in my ass: so like what are we..........

[clare @ok_good_talk]

ending every phone call with i love you and meaning it

[sophie @bagelluver69]

my red flag that would give someone the ick is that i cannot stop thinking about eating corn

[lauren 🌿 @LaurBlis]

@bagelluver69 sHellby township

[sophie @bagelluver69]

@LaurBlis surburbia is hell..............

[sophie @bagelluver69]

everyone says running is good for ur mental health but actually i think its made my life worse bc if i run in the morning i have to see middle aged white men trapped in loveless marriages mowing their lawns and if i run at night i have to see their ugly little kids

[sophie @bagelluver69]

forgive me father for i have sinned (cant stop looking at sexy single pieces of furniture even though i am spoken for)

[sophie @bagelluver69]

wish i had something witty to say about the fact that i have an athletic tape tan line but im just depressed about my athletic tape tan line

[sophie @bagelluver69]

my new antidepressant has been good for me in that i no longer want to lay in bed and not talk to anyone for 6 months but it has also made me insane and now i’m just like ha ha i could definitely walk 500 miles today

[sophie @bagelluver69]

@CDoerrable what da hell this is so rude..................... caleb be nice to me one time challenge failed

[sophie @bagelluver69]

didnt know they opened a sweetgreen in troy should i move back to michigan

[sophie @bagelluver69]

i had a good impression of nebraska bc their marching band was so nice when they traveled to msu but the amount of trucks going 71 mph passing trucks going 70 mph on I80 was simply unforgivable

[sophie @bagelluver69]

i have teeheed thru life a little too hard

[sophie @bagelluver69]

@noahyoo why didnt u punch back

[sophie @bagelluver69]

MY SATURN RETURN IS KICKING MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!

[sophie @bagelluver69]

@xuhulk so cute…

[sophie @bagelluver69]

i cant believe people my age are finding inner peace and happiness… not only am i depressed i also woke up this morning wondering why i had one sore thumb only to remember i ate an entire mini watermelon yesterday with the worlds shittiest spoon and it hurt my hand

[sophie @bagelluver69]

u don’t know true humility until u and ur 30 year old friend get bullied at the bodega by an 8 year old boy on a scooter