Adam Sandler’s Love Child

The only real account for Adam Sandler’s daughter

[Adam Sandler’s Love Child @bagelluvr420]

the intense sexual tension between me and everyone who walks into my job who already knows how to use a QR code

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Republicans defunded her childhood reading program this year btw

[eleanor @elearor]

no one kinder, wiser, sharper. be more dolly today ❤️‍🩹

[Adam Sandler’s Love Child @bagelluvr420]

Finally gave in and accepted that I’m a genuine England fan after 3 years of living here and actively cheering for them just in time for them to lose. At least i have a year of Sharks hockey to look forward to…

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

anyone rooting for team USA is co-signing the inevitable “best nation on ICE” tweets they’re gonna post immediately after.

[emotion (2015) @breezybeezer]

why has gritty stayed silent on heated rivalry

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Why would I "start my work day" or "catch up on emails" when I could watch Little Women Tik Tok Edits while laying down horizontally

[Alvaro Bedoya @BedoyaUSA]

There’s schools in New Mexico open 4 days a week bc they can’t afford Friday. Schools in Baltimore close when it’s too hot bc they cant afford AC. In whole counties in South Dakota people die a decade before everyone else. But there’s always money for bombs. Alway money for bombs

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

If there is another recession do my parents have to get divorced again?

[Adam Sandler’s Love Child @bagelluvr420]

I cannot believe I’m saying this but this might have actually worked

[Adam Sandler’s Love Child @bagelluvr420]

As if life couldn’t get WORSE… i want to listen to Hamilton ☹️

[Adam Sandler’s Love Child @bagelluvr420]

Experiencing self-acceptance otw to a job interview

[Maysa Mustafa @maysamustafa]

IT'S NOT NORMAL for a 23 year old to write his own eulogy because he knows he’s going to be targeted and killed

these kids aren't biblical figures they deserve to be stupid in their 20s and fall in love and have families and grow old like anyone else this isn't normal

[Simone Zimmerman @simonerzim]

Never forget that when the American Gestapo arrived to university campuses to disappear student activists the ADL was in the front row cheering them on. All in the name of “fighting antisemitism.”

These Nazi collaborators are a disgrace to Jewish history and a danger to us all.

[maddy 🦈 @m4ddyness]

THIS IS A WIN FOR FEMINISM! A WIN FOR GAY RIGHTS! A WIN FOR LITERACY! A WIN FOR ABBOTT ELEMENTARY! A WIN FOR WOMEN! A WIN FOR SEXINESS! AND BEST OF ALL A LOSS FOR FASCISM!!! WE WONNNN LIKE WE HAVE NEVER WON BEFOREEEE!! FLY EAGLES FLY BITCH!!! 🦅🦅🦅

[Adam Sandler’s Love Child @bagelluvr420]

October/November 2024 has taught me that i really didnt have any right being depressed at age 14 like baby its gonna get so much worse

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

early results are in!

[Adam Sandler’s Love Child @bagelluvr420]

What being 23 and unemployed with a master’s degree does to mf 😔

[Adam Sandler’s Love Child @bagelluvr420]

Telling myself that every 21 year old has to plan out time for the pre-going out nervous breakdown while getting ready