ollie

ashes to ashes, funk to funky

[ollie @bageloffice]

going to be honest that i’ve been listening to pop girl by lexie liu on repeat for weeks now but the whole time ive been wondering why they say PGC instead of PGS and it turns out the lyric is i serve my pop girl chic not SHIT

[ollie @bageloffice]

not to be weird but i do feel like several movies made this year have messages for me specifically. i think that’s a good thing . i guess im connecting to the art

[ollie @bageloffice]

i hated my nails so bad i removed them after like 3 days cause they pissd me off so bad. happy

[ollie @bageloffice]

obsessed with how my nails came out this time. i did unfortunately order this polish and then realize i literallly already own it but fuck it we ball

[ollie @bageloffice]

the people who claim they want to protect women athletes have absolutely nothing to say about people repeatedly throwing dildos on the court? that’s genuinely sexual harassment and misogyny and also fucking stupid. how does it keep happening. it makes me crazy

[ollie @bageloffice]

obsessed with just saying “he’s a stupid piece of shit” cause she’s fucking right and she should say it. no polite pr friendly shade just straight up that guy is a stupid piece of shit!!!! thank you!!!!

[ollie @bageloffice]

this is my favorite thing she’s ever said now thank you katya

[max e million 🇨🇿 @loossemblume]

trixie: HUGE lesbian band that i love

katya: muna or loona?
😭😭😭😭😭

[deejay is a boy thats surfin @dahjaboy]

seola talking about the current state of kpop song lengths: imagine a burger

[ollie @bageloffice]

i’m dying she’s so unserious

[mini⁷ ✿ @venusjmi]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET FESTIVE LIKE THIS? JOLLY LIKE THIS? MERRY CHRISTMAS! 😭😭😭😭

[ollie @bageloffice]

i think about the “they sold you an almond croissant with a bite out of it” like once a week since i read tough guy in like february. idk why it’s just the funniest sweet couple-y thing to me. precious

[olive 🫐 @fabiansalah]

my two most self indulgent fabian and ryan scene adaption requests

[ollie @bageloffice]

wings securing their playoff spot the night before my agency is doing a video shoot with them 🙂‍↕️ i wasn’t on the shoot but i hope they know i was there in spirit going yaaaaaassssssssssssss

[ollie @bageloffice]

:D i’m healed

[ollie @bageloffice]

screaming crying throwing up

[ollie @bageloffice]

hyped

[Crave @CraveCanada]

Beers. Queers. Baseball.⚾

The new Crave Original comedy series #SloPitch follows a queer underdog beer league slo pitch team as they swing for the fences. Watch the two-episode premiere September 25 on Crave.

[ollie @bageloffice]

@leviiscold big fan of the minnesotan “bag”

[ollie @bageloffice]

new toof goofin

[ollie @bageloffice]

YIPPEEE

[Crave @CraveCanada]

Introducing Ryan and Fabian.

Daniel Diemer and Shaheen Jafargholi join the cast of #HeatedRivalry Season 2, coming to Crave in Spring 2027. More cast to be announced soon! 👀

[ollie @bageloffice]

she has texted me many times about this mascara she wants me to try and she was just like send me your address i’m buying you that mascara. this is her love language. let her cook

[ollie @bageloffice]

my mom is online ordering me beauty products because she feels bad im having an expensive dental procedure 🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸