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I want to be a crime fighting cyborg.

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@LocalBateman

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[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The new sphere in Las Vegas is the coolest building I’ve ever seen.

It features 580K square feet of fully-programmable LED lighting to produce life-like images visible from miles away.

And the story behind it is wilder than the videos it creates:

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@wildtiktokss Eyebrow color

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@InternetH0F Tried this when I worked at a gas station. They made me come in anyway.

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@OrwellNGoode You're all missing the obvious answer, why not both?

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Has anyone seen this couch? Someone accidentally spilled invasive bighead carp blood samples all over it, so we left it out to dry and now it’s gone. We need it for the break room. Give it back.

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@Retro_Omega_ If I may
IDidAThing basically made this

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Say hello to my first attempt at bonsai. It's definitely redneck'ed together with wire coat hangers instead of bonsai wire and the sapling was a random huge cherry sap from the grocery store but dammit I did it and I had fun so here you go. #bonsai

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@egoraptor @KyberCait Showing up like master roshi

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MY FELLOW BAT-ENJOYERS, IT IS WAGOOGUS WEDNESDAY!! LET US GREET THE HUNGRY ONE ON THIS BLESSED DAY!!!!! 🍌🦇

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@davidhogg111 So the ability to stand up to a tyrannical government is delegated to a government organization? Or am I misunderstanding this?

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