Mitchall Miller

Delby ‘10 | Harvard squash ‘14 | J.P Morgan PWM | Former (still got it) King of Bag

[Mitchall Miller @bagguymitch]

Uh oh. Feeling single tn

[Mitchall Miller @bagguymitch]

@dakleiner I’ll take this one if she’s under 18. #pleaseandthankyou

[Mitchall Miller @bagguymitch]

At what point do I tell my wife that her husband is a dawg and has been fucking strippers for the past 10 years? #marriedtothegame

[Mitchall Miller @bagguymitch]

Welcome to my household.

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Just went around the table sharing what everyone is thankful for. “I’m thankful for the vsco link in her instagram bio” might have slipped out… wife not too happy. #cleavage

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Look at what my buddy sent me…. Shit like this pisses me off. Also what if sky bri was president, would be pretty money haha.

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Went from playing fort with a lemonade to an old fashioned. I don’t know how but this calls for a stripper

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Out: International girls

In: an overweight chick at the bar when I’m hammered

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Twas faherty…. Of course

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Last night my buddy asked me “Is that marine layer.” Hahaha he obviously hasn’t been promoted in the last 5 years #poverty

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Looking down from my penthouse and see a whole bunch of santas…. Reminiscing to ‘13 Santacon when I got racked with my cousin and we framed other Santa’s for touching hot chicks #theywillneverknow #disguise

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1 is so slept on. They have a similar set up as this in the Harvard club so this isn’t new to me.

[Crabby C @SaucebossC]

Me and my roomates have been debating this all year,

would like to hear an outside perspective as to what the most desirable seat in the living room is

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My secretary just threatened to quit. I simply reminded her that she would be nothing without me. #roughsex

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I think so.

[Mitchall Miller @bagguymitch]

At a 3 star Michelin rn… normally would go old fashioned but saw a hot, single 22-24 year old at the bar so went IPA to keep it cool. Think she was feeling it. #butterface

[Mitchall Miller @bagguymitch]

Feel like I’m in my snoop dog era… just swap the pot with bag. #iwilloutskiyou

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When I go to knicks games my gamos’ are touching wood… keep using those noculars from the bleeders though. #PWM #youusedticketmaster

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What do you do when you’re making more money than you know what to do with ? #wolf

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HBS club off 5th ave ran out of jager bombs… shoulda went to Yale.

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Yea so just got hit on by a smoke show. Only problem is that it’s one of my clients daughters and she’s still in high school. Feel like senior year could play… could be money in the sack.