Alex

McCallie 23. Alabama 27. Alabama born and raised. Don’t give a piss about nothing but the TIDE. 🇺🇸

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@chadtracy22 @CFullman30 Absolutely trash. Greasy and gross. If you don’t mind venturing out of the brook, slice is much better imo.

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@MtnBrookAL @mountainbrookpd Sinkhole about to open up here on the corner of Brookwood Road and Robin Drive. Either hit the ugly crosswalk sign or fall into the hole. Maybe the sign should be over the hole.

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@IAmLilRico Coral

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@MtnBrookAL @mountainbrookpd Sinkhole about to open up here on corner of Brookwood Road and Robin Dr. Also, get rid of the cross walk sign. Ugly and in the way.

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@vulturetrades I want in

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Elon buy Spirit. Make it electric and elegant.

[McCallie School @McCallieSchool]

The depth of this program was on full display this weekend- from the Varsity 8s to the Freshmen, McCallie rowing brought the heat.

MV8+: 1st Place (4:52.2)
M2V8+: 1st Place
M3V8+: 1st Place
Freshman 8+: 1st Place

Clean sweep.
Great work BIG BLUE 👏Ⓜ️ @McCallieSports

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@lebrongoat420 And then there are ones who won’t, play it long

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@JayCampbell333 PEPTIDE

[McCallie School @McCallieSchool]

USA Today released an article naming McCallie as the #1 school for athletes in the state of and 7th best in the entire nation! They ranked schools from all across country according to number of state championships won, number of sports offered, 1st hand reviews from parents and athletes, and % of student participation in athletics.

We are honored and thankful that our athletic programs are receiving this well-deserved recognition. Our coaches and staff have poured everything they have into cultivating an environment where the 650+ McCallie student athletes can learn, grow, and compete to the fullest.

“Athletics is a powerful way that we develop character and vital life skills in our boys,” says Head of School Lee Burns. “We have a culture of excellence, hard work, and integrity, led and shaped by coaches who are outstanding role models committed to the overall development of boys”.

According to this data, what we already knew to be true may have just been confirmed: that nobody in the South does sports like McCallie! (Article link: https://t.co/lZXIsG0Iec)

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@_sorrengailll Bottled drinks only

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@MaxxingDelusion Go garmin and shut your mouth

[Paul White Gold Eagle @PaulGoldEagle]

BREAKING: RFK Jr. just swapped fluoride for creatine monohydrate in every public water line. America's taps now officially dispense gains water

New mandate: Fluoride completely eradicated from all municipal water systems nationwide.

Replaced with pure, micronized creatine monohydrate dissolved at therapeutic saturation levels (5g per liter baseline, adjustable for high-responders).

Every faucet, fountain, showerhead, and fire hydrant now delivers "cellular volumization hydration" on demand.

Sip, shower, or chug, your intracellular water retention just became a federal priority.

RFK Jr.: “Fluoride was a cavity cover-up pushed by Big Dental to keep you weak and inflamed. Creatine? It's the original performance super-molecule. ATP rocket fuel, brain booster, and overnight bloat machine.

Weak teeth stay cavity-prone. Strong citizens bloat 5 lbs overnight, fill out the frame, and dominate. We're not hydrating flat anymore. This is MAHA in liquid form: Make America Bloat Again.”

- Immediate nationwide infusion: Water treatment plants retrofitted with creatine dosing stations (pharma-grade monohydrate only, no fillers)

- Daily exposure target: 3–5g absorbed via drinking + dermal uptake (showers count double for skin gains)

- Verified saturation responders (via 24-hour urine creatine clearance or visible 5-lb overnight water weight jump) qualify for "$1,000 Bloat Bonus" direct deposit + priority red-meat vouchers

- Bonus: Public schools and gyms now feature "Creatine Coolers" instead of water fountains. Kids and athletes preload before recess or sets

- Refuse the bloat? Welcome to the low-retention surcharge. Your water bill spikes 35% + mandatory loading-phase re-education camp with no dry scoops allowed

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Exactly

[One America News @OANN]

Nick Saban: "You know, my goal as a coach, for my players, for our players, was to help them be more successful in life, that we would create an atmosphere and environment that would help them through personal development."

Watch OAN on Spectrum and YouTube TV today!

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@theUMreal It’s called the Super Bowl

[Kerry Williams @kerrywilliams_]

An oil rig has been placed right outside Neyland Stadium. Tennessee is about to have endless portal money.

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Put in Russell not Mack

[Auburn Jokes® @TheAuburnJokes]

With that victory, the Miami Hurricanes Carson Beck becomes the first white Somalian to QB his team into the CFP Semifinals.

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@MAGAVoice Time for security

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@elonmusk Can we get more starship catcher chopsticks please?