Jake Milkshake

Mentally Handicapped. Alcoholic. Love my dog. Vols.

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I like to get on treadmills next to women and instantly start sprinting to let them know I am an apex predator

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@BigUmpErn Gary, Indiana my friend @CoachMikeElder looking for a roommate

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Drinking in your hometown after college

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@jeffknox55 @Philsburgh2

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The four types of guys you will encounter while asking for bag at the local bar

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@AlbertNigs Oh wow

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@Brooks_Wilder11 Got so burnt out after 3 years of consistency. Took a month break at end of colege and now back on for about a week now. Numbers aren’t too cooked I just got kinda fat. Every day gets easier

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@rocketismail_ I don’t work at depot it’s a bottling plant just looks like it from the shelves

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#monday

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@EllumHarvey Sorry bro

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@caden2915 Damn that sucks. Halfway through s5 so gonna try and thug it out

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Saturday night at bar while watching a dude a year younger than me take down the “mvp” 😁😂😂😂😂 #folksgotwembanyama

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@Pingusbeer @janlevinson69 Went on a tear last night

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@wardamnbilly Looking very breedable today bro

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One thing they fail to warn you about moving back home is gym has #nobutt

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@Troysloprosenba I know a few guys that would

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@paisleycannons Bottomless tops in a nugget bar

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@Shaynagillis Make the switch to Jake Mobile. Great coverage

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@MNormal97287 @thebradhop Good comms

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@stanthestroker @Keiweei No

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@kafkaswyfe Ghost of Christmas past