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[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

My boobs are free game but my ass, however, is private property

[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

RIP Girl Frat

You were messy but you were beautiful.

[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

I will genuinely never be the same - this fucked up my brain chemistry

[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

@lukewarm7up

[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

@witchy_bees Correct

[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

Twilight lore is so crazy and I love listening to my friend tell me about it

[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

This is the best night of my life - I'm hot, I'm on a date with a hot girl, and I saw a man dressed up as an Apple at Abblebees

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I miss skipping school. Calling out of work is too serious

[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

The halftime show was good...Too bad Daddy wasn't home

[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

Family Dinner resulted in the first and final draft of my parents demands for possible suitors:

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

no rizz i’m just extremely mean to men n they think im playing hard to get

[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

Going on road trips without my mom is hard - who's going to drug me to sleep so I don't ruin everyone else's' trip.

[em @lukewarm7up]

give me a sowing machine, $50, a buzz ball, and a youtube tutorial and i guarantee you i could figure out how to make a full set of bedsheets

[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

I asked my dad if Fantasy Football was just football fanfiction and my mom responded with "Yes, yes it is".

[clare @sadderlizards]

nice unhealthy coping mechanism did you get it from your mom

[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

Emilee - "Every gay boy in town is like 'is that Kyyyylllliiiieeee?'"

[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

An actual sentence I said today - "I thought that you getting a boyfriend meant that you would stop doing weird shit to me"

[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

"It's only a matter of time before my boyfriend asks you to make our sex playlist...But I also know how you think and that idea terrifies me"

[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

"Hey, Kylie - I'm, like, trying to sleep so can you stop doing...that?"
"What?...Sneezing?"
"Yeah, it's really annoying"

[bagofcats @bagofcats1]

My sister got the zoomies at midnight - therefore I must suffer the consequences of her actions