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Nanamin’s Lawfully Wedded Wife

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

@AkuntanYeah Sebelum covid bahkan ada townhall di Malaysia, 1 firm. Sekarang outing team doang mentok jogja 😭

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

4 years of experience di big 4 udh dapet kok 🫠

[Lambe Saham @LambeSahamjja]

pendapat bang aldila but dapat gaji 20jt:
- belajar yang bener dari sd usahain masuk 3 besar terus
- kuliah di top 5 universitas
- lulus minimal cumlaude
- toefl minimal 550
- aktif di organisasi kampus
- ambil program mt (management trainee) di top tier company
- dia bilang secara statistik itu jalur yang paling masuk akal buat bisa dapet penghasilan segitu per bulan

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

Hhh nvm im gonna get my chartered by next year then we shoot the shot agn 😔

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

Dear SG companies; hire me. I’m all rounder in managed services I can do full spectrum of Singapore Payroll, PIT & Tax Clearance filing, GPL Claim, (almost) full spectrum of Corporate Secretarial Services, I had assisting in some complex transactions like short-form amalgamation-

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

Transfer of Shares, Capital Reduction, and Amendment of Company’s Constitution. I can also do FS conversion to XBRL 🌸

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

@fafafwzn Since it is only the two of us why dont we call it relationboat

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Professor wasn't dealing with any more BS.

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

@fafafwzn I do always hit you wdym

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

I really need to revisit they way I understood the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty can help me @fafafwzn

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

MOMEN SIARAN LIVE PIDATO-NYA DICUT!!!

Dikatakan bahwa Iran sudah punya senjata nuklir

Sekarang Saudi Arabia ingin juga punya senjata nuklir

Kalau Saudi Arabia ingin punya senjata nuklir, tidak menutup kemungkinan Emirates juga mau senjata nuklir.

Qatar juga mau punya senjata nuklir.

Mesir juga mau senjata nuklir.

*Mic mati*
*Ganti klip iklan*

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

@nursy4m @Sipitungscbd Tapi aku ke dokter umum dijelasin panjang lebar kok, nanya apa aja dijawab dengan informatif dan sepenuh hati. Sesinya juga hampir 1 jam sendiri. Pas akhir dokternya bahkan nanya, “masih ada yang mau ditanyakan?”

…dokter Siloam sih hehe. Smg selalu ada rezeki buat berobat dsn😔

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

@AkuntanYeah Trauma tahun kemarin tiba-tiba ada yang mau corporate action tanggal 31 Dec 🫠

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

@yoonajah @akuyoyo @eufrasiarts Penasaran kalau toiletnya kering + bidet nyatu sama toilet mereka nyuci dimana tuh? Jgn bilang di wastafel 🤢

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

@dwynwhy @ceqgar Aku pribadi lebih baik menyesal tidak punya anak daripada menyesal punya anak 😁

[Mustafa @oprydai]

i often think about this…

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

Hbs call handover muntah

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

Jujur iya mending 30 jt di Indo 🥲

[Luca @lucaxyzz]

Gue mending 30jt freelance di indo drpd 10k SGD di Singapore 😁

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

@sorejhvi Sering liat, di korporat udah jadi Manager, pas masuk sini jadi Senior Asso 😬

Kalau dari freshgrad udah kerja di b4 dan perform, bisa jadi Senior Asso dalam waktu 3 tahun atau kurang 😬

The org is capable of creating manager-level equivalent human capital in less than 3 years

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

@Ndrewstjan Tidak apple to apple apabila dibandingkan dengan perusahaan yang bergerak dengan uang sektor privat.

Can the same be said of their state-owned enterprises, which are run using public money? Which is the same apple with Pertamina here 😁

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

@Ndrewstjan If you see how Singapore runs their country, you will understand that all I wrote above is very much applicable to the real world as well. But that prolly sounds like an utopia bullshit here isnt it? 😁

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

@Ndrewstjan there will always be things that is done the wrong way.

[Cy @bagofcyanide]

@Ndrewstjan Kalau ngomongin “orang” terus ga bakal ada habisnya, ga seharusnya organisasi berjalan mengandalkan “moral” dan “akuntabilitas” individu, the organization themselves should fix and run as a clean system.

As long as the system permits a wrong way to do things-