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rec 🏀 #9

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my quest for anonymity has backfired. none of my friends will follow me back

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anyone else getting this vibe from the Olympic opening ceremony

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the mid 20s equivalent of a snap streak is a 7-day game on https://t.co/3Xow00WRuk

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@EdblDerrngemnts I logged on for the first time in years to post this

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great win for the buccaneers but I can’t stop calling them the buckaroos #Buccaneers

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NFL teams that sound like elementary or middle schools, to name a few:

Miami Dolphins (elementary)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (middle)
Chicago Bears (elementary)
Tennessee Titans (elementary)
Minnesota Vikings (middle)

#nfl #thanksforlistening

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@alienname1 hey there i just logged into Twitter

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@alienname1 what’s life without a little risk

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update: got booted by my pediatrician

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yoohoo

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@EdblDerrngemnts I only read the capitalized words. like a code.

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@alienname1 debatable

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just made oobleck again by accident. second day in a row

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yo mama so fat she’s still stuck in the suez canal😫

[Mentos USA @MentosUSA]

Wouldn't that be an awesome job to have for real tho? 👍

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mentos? More like mentNOs

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grossest candy: mentos, easily

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I might publicly insult mentos until they make me a brand ambassador

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@alienname1 thanks

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@EdblDerrngemnts oh lordy

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just found this new banger😫😍 https://t.co/ujPWIBMcOz

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@EdblDerrngemnts @meerkkatttt thanks you too