brand new gabe

Jesus Christ Judy you kidnapped his son?

[brand new gabe @BagofGabe]

@QueerObama @fairplay4cuba Your yoni was stinking up the whole modern Pilates studio this afternoon

[brand new gabe @BagofGabe]

Me when I see a freaking COORS LIGHT on a FRIDAY amiright

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A CAMEL'S REACTION WHEN IT SEES AN OCEAN FOR THE FIRST TIME.

[brand new gabe @BagofGabe]

@beachbumpablo Indie theater by my house ran it about a month ago it was fucking awesome

[Unc Chevy Blazer @humbleblazer]

2 door Tahoe Dually

[brand new gabe @BagofGabe]

I’ve been listening to a lot of shoegaze and rap from ten years ago lately for the last 10 years or so

[brand new gabe @BagofGabe]

I know she didn’t mount that TV herself

[brand new gabe @BagofGabe]

If you overbreed anything enough eventually consciousness will occur and I, for one, will find it hilarious when the first golden doodle has an existential crisis and kills itself

[drake @amatuerdui]

i was down so bad

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

[groceries! @EmericanAconomy]

gas station hazelnut coffee, a marlboro red, 50 mile an hour winds, and this

[hand washer @brexxhill]

a 401k is just insurance in case you don’t die young and beautiful

[Brilliant Freak @fairplay4cuba]

left foot right foot levitating pop star dua lipa w da baby

[Thiss'Kidd'Chriss @imaGoonAssNiqqa]

' iM So Fuxkinqqq High Men , WTFF <3

[LM @theedeus]

Been sober for over a year and honestly there aren’t any visible benefits to this shit, probably going back to drinking (heavily) soon.

[A Scared Man @QueerObama]

Buttigieg who has no clue… he drives to work on his bicycle , in all fairness, with his husband on the back which is a nice loving relationship

[stay at home uncle @TJMaxxlover]

Buttigieg who has no clue… he drives to work on his bicycle , in all fairness, with his husband on the back which is a nice loving relationship