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[matty @poastsbymatt]

conversation overheard on the bus

1: clifford was big as hell
2: yeah, for a dog

[matt @mattmac_d]

uncdoku

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Zohran Mamdani comes out to Ja Rule's New York after being elected the Mayor of New York

[matt @mattmac_d]

mustve spent 35, 45 thousand up at chuck e cheese (oh, no)

[matty @poastsbymatt]

pour up the whole damn seal

[matt @mattmac_d]

did a phone write this

[matt @mattmac_d]

@JackWilliamRtF thank god

[matt @mattmac_d]

me to haru urara after she gets dead last by 15 lengths in the arima kinen

[matt @mattmac_d]

when do they start singing

[matt @mattmac_d]

if Gran Turismo (2023) has a million haters i am one of them but if it has only one supporter it's also me

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

It’s funny that the F1 movie was like a 7.5/10 but it’s also probably pretty comfortably the best racing movie ever made just by way of sheer scarcity lol

[matt @mattmac_d]

eating the whole bucket

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Mini pan-fried dumplings 🥟

[im keef girgo 🌹 @flex_luther13]

this is how my friends talk about me

[matt @mattmac_d]

if this convinces younger people to watch edgar wright's scott pilgrim then i'm fine with it

[Subspace 🍉 COMMS OPEN!! @SCT_PLGRM]

I’m gonna end it all bro

[matt @mattmac_d]

@JackWilliamRtF

[matt @mattmac_d]

it must suck for a caveman to wake up from a crazy dream and not be able to articulate to anyone what happened in it

[matt @mattmac_d]

if good posture is so important then why does slouching feel incredible

[matt @mattmac_d]

armageddon? uhh yeah, armageddon me another beer! happy friday y’all

[matt @mattmac_d]

ever since i was born i wanted to be a miscellaneous unc. monk, for short.

[matt @mattmac_d]

oh no 😥 💔

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jungkook and Jimin have been discharged from military service.