Brandon

[Burns @therealburns3]

Oh they fucked up for sure putting us on Monday Night Futbol

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The celebration in Mexico after they beat Ecuador in the World Cup is one of the WILDEST things you’ll EVER see

THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS

[Brandon @bagonzalez13]

@DFB_Team I’ll be free next World Cup. Call me. I don’t miss.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mentally weak Germany reportedly had 4 players all refuse to take the final penalty kick in their loss to Paraguay

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mentally weak Germany reportedly had 4 players all refuse to take the final penalty kick in their loss to Paraguay

[Osagie Alonge @OsaGz]

June 29, 2000: Patrick Kluivert misses a PK against Italy, hitting the left upright.

June 29, 2026: Justin Kluivert misses a PK against Morocco, hitting the left upright.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Erling Haaland and Martin Ødegaard lead Norway fans doing the “Viking Row” on the pitch at Dallas Stadium 🇳🇴

[𝔟𝔞𝔪𝔟𝔦𝔦 @ttmptations]

if mexico wins the world cup i’ll get married

[Liga MX Shitposting @LMXChipotle]

Alemania dejó de dar miedo cuando los nombres de sus seleccionados ya no parecían sacados de los juicios de Nuremberg

[TC @totalcristiano]

Germany used to be serious.

[AO @AmericanOutlaws]

Is Paraguay a decent team now or are they only scrubs when we beat them?

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Worst day for the Axis Powers since 1945

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

THEY TOLD US 'IT'S JUST PARAGUAY' 😭😭😭

BEATING PARAGUAY AIN'T FOR EVERYONE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Flowseidon @kiantrades]

VAR has ruined this sport

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Man, this US super team made us all believe Paraguay were terrible…

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Not to sound crazy. But the same Paraguay team that is keeping pace with Germany got blown out by team USA… what that mean

[Brandon @bagonzalez13]

Don’t sleep on the U.S… Germany struggling against Paraguay for now .

[Mal @UtdMaI]

The easiest way to fix the 48-team World Cup format:

Group winners go straight to the Round of 16.

Second-placed teams play third-placed teams in a playoff round for the remaining spots.

That way, winning your group actually means something, and the format still keeps the drama.

It really isn’t that complicated.

[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

If you think the World Cup Final should be played in East Rutherford, New Jersey, that’s fine. To each their own. But this should have been the home of the final or at the very least a semifinal game.

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

Como se sintió ver 72 partidos de fase de grupos en 17 días:

[Kyle Sheldon ⚽️🇺🇸 @kylesheldon]

This is the reason drones were invented

(Via @nouhball)