Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous

Ole Miss ‘89 | Former Risk Management | 2x Divorcee | Sack Ripper | PCP Elect ‘85

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

shiver me timbers 😬 #vaporize this loser

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

@DonnyJenkins67 Pick up the rock and get yourself a bucket #heatcheck

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

look, i don’t have anything else to say but #stomponmyballs

#foreignrocket

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

@Paycheck4Bag This guy is my absolute boy, tough night for the kid. #locationdox

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

I don’t care if I miss 20. I don’t care if I miss 100 shots in a row. I’m never gonna stop shooting the ball. I love it too much, and I work too hard not to.
#mitchellrobinson #ohmygoodnessvalentine #situationship

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

@Issxyourduhh There’s only one way to find out #takemeforaspin

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

@beers7788 No dad, you never made out with a lesbian chick in the Boom Boom room #hangitupgramps #wedonewiththe90s

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

i am once again asking you to please #rapeme

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

@T87200528 Rome wasn’t built in a day.

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

Any relation to the big fella? #lank #still🪵 #missile #epsteinfiles

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

yeah rolled up sleeves and backwards hat absolutely rips dude. i’m sure your bird won’t be able to help herself when you get home
#nukeyourself #middleschool

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

Saw an absolute rocket at work today and upon further inspection she was repping the gnarliest armpit hair I’ve ever laid my eyes upon. Didn’t know what to do with myself. Thoughts? #welcometothejungle #lewisandclark #trailblazer #yourehungryoryourenot

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

@stingeybanker Great insight Jonathan. I’ll be testing that out promptly 👍🏻

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

@RustySmith280 Rusty- great shot, windy day. Keep going #heatcheck

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

Side note Destiny WILL be on the menu at 1:30 sharp.

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

Everything reminds me of her. #fuck #exwife #marriedtothegame

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

@hazardpounder Just need 3 more for a solid starting XI #worldcup #fromwaydowntown

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

@JayHutchens98 Jay- ignore the other clown. This is a fair trade in my book. Great work 👍🏻

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

@nothinnice69 We’ve ALL done this. Gotta let it fly

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

Is there anything better than returning to your hometown gym to survey the land for new buns? #didntthinkso #scoutingreport #nflcombine #highschool #lemmecrush

[Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous @BagPalledorous]

@Paycheck4Bag Thanks man. I’ll be following up with you on this 👍🏻 #imdoingyou