Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE

412 born and bred | PSU 12’ | Ex DE (1st team all state) | CDL Certified | Ex ΣΧ alumni board president | big numbers guy | “Nightshift”

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

@Randal2faded you are free to hang up at any moment

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

yes, rat out the only unground affordable food option left in state college to all the freshmen so that the place is mobbed

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

my mom just walked into the room and told me how her coworker’s godson just died at age 21 and that i need to count my days. thanks for the mood killer!

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

just saw mexican iron man (he was on a riding mower waving around his back mounted leaf blower like he was going up against thanos’s army)

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

@HootersHank this could unlock levels of cuckery we can’t even conceive in our minds

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

@HeatersPeter that prenup better be airtight for his sake and swiss cheese for hers

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

almost got side swiped by a semi and i look back in my rear view to see the guy hitting this emote on me as if he didn’t nearly just kill me

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

@viewsceo buddy looks like a retarted minecraft steve now

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

@FreddyLA7 freddy’s head might explode coming out of the fort pitt tunnel into pittsburgh

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

@draftkings76594 i was driving hung today and started focusing on how the seat and steering wheel’s texture felt rather than the road. i might have been roofied last night.

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

VALENTINE!

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

gotta stare at my phone screen to prevent myself from throwing up in the uber until i’m home. anyone else have a similar experience?

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

@WUTangKids the three kings brought gold, frakensense and myrrh

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

@ginosrtv hawaiian clav better go ten toes down and keep that chick. that man’s only match is a career slut

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Crafton man reaches age where he can routinely point out where things used to be. More at 11.

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

@MattSumf free will is a beautiful thing

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

@Clavicular0 withered clav

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

@executeH5beno “you either hungry or you’re not”

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

my buddy is the only man 21+ years of age i know that has willingly bought and consumed crown rousse

[Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE @RustySmith280]

the women in my phone get progressively hotter the more i drink (sometimes for better, sometimes for worse). is there a term for this phenomenon?