John “Jawn” Simmons

UT ‘81 | Body is a machine that turns full beer into empty beer

[🐍 @soulfultrapper]

Going hyphenated on the family name #holyshit

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I’m fat as fuck time to hit the gym

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12 mg wintergreen fre 🤤🤤🤤

[Calvin “Silent Cal” Coolidge @CalvinSilentCal]

ginger 10 is the best 10 you can get

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Anyone on the beev wear barefoot shoes? #LANK

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Fist bump > dap up

[Michael Toro @MichaelToro340]

I am a SLUT for tan lines

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Michael Gallup go route

- John “Jawn” Simmons

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@bensongumballll Idk Gumball. Tracking your stress and metrics on a watch just leads to worse metrics, more stress, and feeling like shit about yourself. At least for me

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@bensongumballll Absolute fucking nails

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Shoutout to my uncle #thatllplay

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@lesgoldschnitz Grad

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@JohnnySachsBaby Why is he fingerblasting that cup

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@TerryBagsmith @jeffknox55 Im unfortunately the Jersey guy in my college town but I agree the shore is a fucking beauty

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@TerryBagsmith @jeffknox55 What’s wrong with the great garden state? I’ll die for my fucking country

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@bigpaulchum Ouu shi 👀👀

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@TerryBagsmith @jeffknox55 St joes is where every dumb catholic kid from Jersey goes

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@InnisSzn Added to the HOF resume

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@PMooreTrades Unc had to show me he’s still got it