Kevin Bailey

69 year old ohioan

[Kevin Bailey @baiIes]

when buzzfeed just ~gets you~

[Kevin Bailey @baiIes]

Fuck Donald Trump

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Woman Walking Alone At Night Picks Up Pace After Spotting Truck Full Of Alabama Lawmakers Slowly Following Her https://t.co/uAuURRh336

[Marshall @MarshallShafer]

Adult: go to college so you can get an education and change the world!

4 years later:
Student: science says if we dont use alternative energy and less plastic we'll all be dead in 80 years

Adult: wow u think ur so smart college sure did turn u into a libtard

[Kevin Bailey @baiIes]

i ended 2018 and began 2019 watching a video of anderson cooper gagging on a shot on live tv. happy new year

[Kevin Bailey @baiIes]

chemistry professors: graphical abstracts should not be silly. their sole purpose is to provide a succinct visual representation of your work

research chemists with phds publishing their work in the journal of the american chemical society:

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

my body is vicious i b up in da gym workin on my fitness. shaqalicious. i approve dis message http://bit.ly/bW9p53

[Kevin Bailey @baiIes]

when a baby boomer threatens to call corporate bc they can’t use an expired coupon

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Happy Halloween

[Kevin Bailey @baiIes]

the power went out at work today for ~5 seconds and came back on and I’ve never seen the hope get sucked out of a room so fast in my life

[Sen. Patrick Leahy @SenatorLeahy]

yep... that's me...

[Kevin Bailey @baiIes]

I know music is completely subjective and people like what they like but I cannot imagine willingly going to a Kenny Chesney concert

[Kevin Bailey @baiIes]

This isn’t touching. It’s incredibly disturbing that someone has to work 3 jobs to get by.

[World News Tonight @ABCWorldNews]

DAD’S DEVOTION: @TomLlamasABC reports on the story behind a touching video that went viral – with one Pittsburgh dad, already working three jobs, surprising his 14-year-old daughter with her dream dress. #AmericaStrong https://t.co/OygOWB4W0Y

[Kevin Bailey @baiIes]

One sentence horror story (2018)

[Kevin Bailey @baiIes]

really looking forward to 7,587 years from now when my sushi finally comes