I do consider myself a feminist until it comes time to scrape ice off the windshield of my car. That’s for boys and I will not be doing that, thank you.
Tell me you went to catholic school without telling me you went to catholic school, I’ll go first. Last night I had a nightmare that it was my first day of high school and none of my khaki pants fit me. I woke up crying.
I can never have kids because my worst nightmare is going on vacation and having to sit in the pool all day with a boring toddler instead of lying in the sun drinking some fruity cocktail and actually enjoying my vacation
Thought maybe I wanted to buy a house in the next year or so but if that means I have to shovel my own driveway when there’s 10 inches of snow... it’s a no from me.