bai

wife | within & without | Purdue alumni

[bardo @psbardo]

“Girl, whatever”

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

not my piss, not my pants

[bai @baidenson]

@coleslawless I’m even more intimidated by you now??

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

My kink is when you're eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

and for the lady? perhaps a severe thunderstorm and a scary movie

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

two blues pretending not to know each other

[Business Woman Themed Clown @vegetalpuppet]

saying what the hell to stuff is extremely funny

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

You can’t fumble a woman who loved you purely, leave her anxious and broken, then expect life to keep blessing you. Karma doesn’t miss.

[bai @baidenson]

@coleslawless No you’re literally the most perfect and beautiful woman to ever exist

[bai @baidenson]

@coleslawless “PENG”

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

anytime I’m near water I feel like myself

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

The single greatest skill you can develop is the ability to stay in a great mood in the absence of things to be in a great mood about.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the potential you see in other people isn’t real. it is a projection of what you would do in their position.

[Britknee🪺 @Bbrxtneyy24]

I’m just thinking about Halloween

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

the odyssey stole the trojan horse thing from edna turnblad in the hairspray can

[kd 💌 @fromkdwithluv]

you are now dumped from the villa. please walk the plank.

[Ms.Ifss♡ @_ifssss]

i used a man’s body wash this morning and i have already lied 6 times.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

When I’m at home, I can’t fathom drinking more than one can of Diet Coke in a single setting. But when I’m at a restaurant? 3 glasses, minimum. Keep it flowing, baby. Mama needs her drinky drink

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Sundays are a sweet reminder that God makes things new. Over and over. Again.