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the american government sucks

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you are only as pretty as you treat the neurodivergent, sorry i don’t make the rules 💟

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I’m looking to hire someone who can mix cheer music? Help me!

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@creepydotorg So beautiful

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@bowlcutleo oh my god really? 😂

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pulled up to the drive thru liquor store for a margarita on my way home with my Hannah Montana on the radio and the bartender/cashier was bobbin her head to it 😂 how do you say I’m new to town can we be friends?

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I couldn’t miss Yuba City less but I couldn’t miss Sly Creek more 🥲

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why is music from before 2010 just better?

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I swear every generation has their own language wtf is a gaut or rizz 😂

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can I have my dogs fur made into a blanket or is that giving serial killer freak? 😩 she’s about half way through her life and I can’t stop thinking about it 😭 she better meet my first child i stg

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i know this tweet is fishing for laughs but ryan actually did this to my pan one day and I couldn’t even be mad cause he was so happy to have helped 😂🫶🏻

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

My grandma always makes me do the dishes after Easter lunch

She will be so happy to see that I cleaned her dirty old pan

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woke up violently missing my red hair… 😭

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watching Chico Chavez memories on snap while “state lines” by novo amor plays on my headphones 😂😂😂

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when life makes you go long distance so sundays turn into laying on the couch all day sending and receiving fart memes to express our luvvv 🥹😆

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bought this kid a donut for working hard and then he ended up refusing to work later on so I told him I wish I could take the donut out of his stomach and get my money back 😂😂

he said “oh I’m sorry mam”

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we ALL act slightly different when we are completely alone, if you don’t have at least one friend you can be that version of yourself with.. go find one right mf now 💖

& s/o my besties i luv ya sm

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rlly thought y’all deserved that knowledge this morning

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PSA Starbucks doesn’t stir your drinks but you can ask for it 😘

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a venti and grande also only have two shots, ur paying for more milk when you get a venti

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half my job is relieving the anxiety of my co workers when they find out I’m from California they are literally scared of the entire state it’s hilarious

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@Brandyyleiggh 😂😂😂😂 it so is, don’t mess w his mamaaaaaas

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this little 3rd grade told another 3rd grader today “mess with my sister and I’ll turn you into a pancake” it was the best 😂💖