Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.
Y’all talking about this is the work of Olivia Pope, this is Eli Pope, this is the work of B613. Baby, there’s only one person responsible for this type of nasty work.
We had dinner with my entire family tonight and in the middle of it I discovered they didn't know anything about the Wonka Experience or the Kate Middleton Crisis. I've never been more prepared to rise to the occasion. I should get an Emmy for my performance. I had chills.