Alex

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

Being in a group chat with people who go to bars in a city you don’t live in:

“Chumbo’s tonight?”

“Come to The Side Yard”

“We’re at Slime Rodger’s”

“I’m at Pink Deer and then I’m going to Dern’s roommate’s ketamine party”

“Where’s that?”

“It’s right next to Dance Pants”

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

I’ll save you 38 minutes- Me.

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

art should tenderly embrace/touch on the viewer

[a series of tubes @cbdmoonrock]

"can you imagine-" yes. easily. my brain is huge.

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

Didn’t get my parking spot at the grocery store. Maybe tomorrow will be better

[CLINICAL DEPRESSION @VIRILE_BEARD]

If you look a the screen it’s gonna ask you a question.

[are you down with a pimp like me?]

[brandon 🇦🇲🌽 @misterbrandon32]

Please say sike

[BlockHead @blockhead4000]

WW2 Japan was awesome, "Here's the shittiest pistol ever made, a sword, and 3 rounds of ammunition, we're never coming back to this island for resupply, hold off Bull Halsey for 6mo or we'll kill you"

[cey @electrotyped]

he has the aura of a high school guidance counselor

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

@dotNectar @FanSince09 Hey, hey, hey. Let’s be careful about what we say about Kyle Korver.

[boss @boss_on_here]

??

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

@JoshRaby Standby.

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

@handsome_pal Oh, dude, no worries. Just call them up and let them know.

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

@moodyman100 @fmtownsmartey

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

@moodyman100 @fmtownsmartey Right, so we’re kind of just defensive for no reason while agreeing with one another.

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

@asdkfjasdlfjd Keep fighting.

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

@moodyman100 @fmtownsmartey Maybe “air support” isn’t technically correct, but there were absolutely planes overhead, as stated in the after action reports, on top of countless firsthand memoirs.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

announcer 1: you're talking about a guy who doesn't just hate to lose , he also loves to win

announcer 2: that's a rare combination

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

Vivek made a political ad so evil that its deemed unacceptable in Ohio, a state where political ads are incessant and imply candidates kill/eat people

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

@moodyman100 @fmtownsmartey Crack a book, soldier.

[a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd]

Not drinking is turning me into even more of a republican. If I can't have anything good, neither should anyone else. Nothing ever happened to me once my whole life