🏖🦀BlockHead4000🏝🐠

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Professional Surfer, Pilates Enthusiast, Snoopy's Top Guy

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Alright sports fans, I promised I'd show you how to tear a deck of cards so lets get into it: 🧵

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@gimletmonocle @AnderZin22 50/50

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If you made 400M dollars a year from the year Jesus Christ died until now you wouldnt have as high a net worth as Elon Musk and yet somehow he is less politically effective than George Soros who has a net worth of 6.7 Billion dollars total.

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Countries like India and Brazil have their election results the day of. The only reason to delay the results is to cheat. Theres literally no other reason.

[OSZ @OpenSourceZone]

Odds of Nithya Raman advancing to the LA mayoral general election increase to 62% After late ballots are arrive Per @Kalshi

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I am 90% confident i could pull someone's penis and testicles off their body in a self defense situation

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@Ted04536250 I think she just lost her footing(?)

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Being internally decapitated by your C2 Vertebrae for IG likes .Jpg

[🅿️ending Ⓜ️illionaire💰 @ManishLife_Ty]

People be in the gym doing entirely too much nowadays🤦🏽‍♂️

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Being Balkan fundamentally is about existing in spite of people that want to kill you and that literally manifests in every piece of art or media they create.

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They tweaked the algorithm again

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Leg day but im exhausted and fat as fuck edition:

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Every time I watch a YouTube video and see a grip guy that started training in High School and I wonder where I could be now if I had started as a kid

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@King0fNonsense Im sorry dog but im not helping you goon

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There was a woman crying voicemail thing going around on Twitter like a year ago and guys were saying how hot it was, and it literally gave me Vietnam-style PTSD flashbacks. This shit sucks so fucking bad. Be normal, get help. Being a fucked up freak isnt a personality.

[mads campbell @martyrdison]

unpopular opinion: men love crazy in a woman

if you grew up chasing love from a mother who was distant, inconsistent, or hard to please, a woman who’s intensely affectionate can feel irresistible

the constant texts. the attention. the need to be close. at first it feels overwhelming, then it starts to feel normal

and when she suddenly goes quiet (i.e stops calling, stops checking in, stops making you the center of her world) it feels like something is wrong

a lot of men say they want independence, but what they really crave is to be deeply wanted

they want the feeling that someone loves them with an intensity they never quite got growing up

and they’re willing to chase that high even if it means dating a lil’ bit crazy

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@PeatyDarkcel #real

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@Hippolitesgun Calm down big guy

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@Plato62427481 Im responding to the tweet retard

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You guys weren't ready for this yet and thats ok

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Walking around the grocery store sleep deprived, overdosing on Zinc, listening to voice notes of my wife pissing on full volume and doing a lat spread. If you fuck with me I will squeeze your trachea like a prehistoric bird.

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I was sent video of a guy on IG tearing cards behind his back, "Can you do this?"
Yes 👍
(Same principle as in front but you may want to use reverse grip as i did if you have mobility issue like me)

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New record card tear time. How to thread coming soon.

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Why is he purple

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Sid Rosenberg encourages the Jewish community to be proud and not to "hide your yarmulkes."

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@Maarblek @nonregemesse And China

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@shittyprogram Maybe(?) I dont remember honestly

[Avelum @novusolus]

"Who we are is but a stepping stone to what we can become"